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Since nobody seems to be "in the know" about this, I thought I'd make the announcement--the new Harry Potter comes out THIS SATURDAY. It's common knowledge that it's July, but not many people seem to realize it's IN THREE DAYS.
So, how are you going to pick it up ASAP without standing in line next to kids playing dress-up? Here's how, but keep it quiet...
24-Hour Grocery Stores. That's right. They sell books too, and you don't have to deal with the lines or cranky employees of a "midnight reopening" of your local bookstore.
Also, if you live in a town with 2 Target stores, figure out which one is the "small Target" and go there. You'll probably be one of the few who chooses that one over the other--but both will receive the same amount of copies.
So there you go. Tell your friends and loved ones, but only if you must! We still have one book after this one, and I don't want to stand in line then any more than you want to now.
So, how are you going to pick it up ASAP without standing in line next to kids playing dress-up? Here's how, but keep it quiet...
24-Hour Grocery Stores. That's right. They sell books too, and you don't have to deal with the lines or cranky employees of a "midnight reopening" of your local bookstore.
Also, if you live in a town with 2 Target stores, figure out which one is the "small Target" and go there. You'll probably be one of the few who chooses that one over the other--but both will receive the same amount of copies.
So there you go. Tell your friends and loved ones, but only if you must! We still have one book after this one, and I don't want to stand in line then any more than you want to now.