Meme from many, many people
So what's this gorgeous person's name?
Conner Kent!
How are you feeling?
Super!
Would you rather fight zombies, vampires, or evil spirits?
Zombies. You can't hit evil spirits, and vampires are really confusing. Tim, what do you do if you find a Jewish vampire?
Who is one person that you'd go through intense torture to keep alive?
Anyone. That's just my job.
Do you breathe slow or fast?
I have a pretty low resting heart rate, apparently. So, slow?
How often do you have nightmares?
Not very often. Sometimes I dream that I'm still in a vat at Cadmus. Or that I have really bad hair.
Is the room you are in right now clean or a mess?
Is Aunt Martha reading this? Clean! *hurriedly shoves magazines under the bed*
Do you honestly ever feel sorry for yourself?
Not really. I get mad at other people more.
What do you think of the French?
I don't know anyone French, do I? Are there French superfolk?
Do you know anyone who's killed anyone?
Well, yeah.
Are you a shy person?
With girls, yeah.
What do you need to be able to fall asleep at night?
Knowing that everything's okay.
Are you wearing anything on your feet and if so what?
Workboots.
Are you comfortable right now?
Yep!
What's the bloodiest thing you've ever seen in real life?
I don't know.
Have you ever seen someone die/a dead body?
Yep.
Can you do any tricks on trampolines?
Well, I can fly, so yeah.
Do you share secrets with the person you like?
Sure!
Are you more for the here-and-now or what happened in the past that counts?
Here and now, baby!
Would you rather fly or breathe underwater?
Fly. Although, I think I sorta can breathe underwater. At least, I can fly in space for a bit.
Do you buy your underwear in a pack or separately?
In a pack.
Have you ever made fun of anybody and later became their friend?
No.
Do you have a pair of shoes that you can only wear with one or two outfits?
No. I don't really have that many pairs of shoes.
Do you know any songs that are older than you are?
Sure. Aunt Martha keeps playing Bruce Spingsteen.
Are there framed pictures of you anywhere in your house?
Yeah, there's one of the whole family.
Compared to other people of your age would you be considered 'NORMAL'?
No.
Who is worst in your family about calling people back?
Me, totally.
When was the last time you had an ice cream sandwich?
In the summer at the Talon.
When was the last time you ate jelly beans?
I stole a couple from Aunt Martha last week.
Have you ever caught a friend cheating on their bf/gf?
No.
What was the last song stuck in your head?
If I Were A Boy.
Do you think your mom has secrets she's never told you?
I don't have a Mom.
Do you own anything you don't want your parents to know about?
I don't have parents.
Do you pose in your pictures or just smile?
Pose!
Are there any colors you will NOT wear?
Green. Eww!
Do you use scented soap in the shower?
I just use whatever's there.
Did you ever want to be a fashion designer?
No. Well, I designed my costumes.
Who was the last person you danced with? Enjoyable?
Kara I think. Yes!
Do you like convertibles?
I wish I had one.
Have you ever yelled at the television?
All the time when they say bad things about heroes.
How many songs on your MP3 player are about sex?
Probably all of them.
Conner Kent!
How are you feeling?
Super!
Would you rather fight zombies, vampires, or evil spirits?
Zombies. You can't hit evil spirits, and vampires are really confusing. Tim, what do you do if you find a Jewish vampire?
Who is one person that you'd go through intense torture to keep alive?
Anyone. That's just my job.
Do you breathe slow or fast?
I have a pretty low resting heart rate, apparently. So, slow?
How often do you have nightmares?
Not very often. Sometimes I dream that I'm still in a vat at Cadmus. Or that I have really bad hair.
Is the room you are in right now clean or a mess?
Is Aunt Martha reading this? Clean! *hurriedly shoves magazines under the bed*
Do you honestly ever feel sorry for yourself?
Not really. I get mad at other people more.
What do you think of the French?
I don't know anyone French, do I? Are there French superfolk?
Do you know anyone who's killed anyone?
Well, yeah.
Are you a shy person?
With girls, yeah.
What do you need to be able to fall asleep at night?
Knowing that everything's okay.
Are you wearing anything on your feet and if so what?
Workboots.
Are you comfortable right now?
Yep!
What's the bloodiest thing you've ever seen in real life?
I don't know.
Have you ever seen someone die/a dead body?
Yep.
Can you do any tricks on trampolines?
Well, I can fly, so yeah.
Do you share secrets with the person you like?
Sure!
Are you more for the here-and-now or what happened in the past that counts?
Here and now, baby!
Would you rather fly or breathe underwater?
Fly. Although, I think I sorta can breathe underwater. At least, I can fly in space for a bit.
Do you buy your underwear in a pack or separately?
In a pack.
Have you ever made fun of anybody and later became their friend?
No.
Do you have a pair of shoes that you can only wear with one or two outfits?
No. I don't really have that many pairs of shoes.
Do you know any songs that are older than you are?
Sure. Aunt Martha keeps playing Bruce Spingsteen.
Are there framed pictures of you anywhere in your house?
Yeah, there's one of the whole family.
Compared to other people of your age would you be considered 'NORMAL'?
No.
Who is worst in your family about calling people back?
Me, totally.
When was the last time you had an ice cream sandwich?
In the summer at the Talon.
When was the last time you ate jelly beans?
I stole a couple from Aunt Martha last week.
Have you ever caught a friend cheating on their bf/gf?
No.
What was the last song stuck in your head?
If I Were A Boy.
Do you think your mom has secrets she's never told you?
I don't have a Mom.
Do you own anything you don't want your parents to know about?
I don't have parents.
Do you pose in your pictures or just smile?
Pose!
Are there any colors you will NOT wear?
Green. Eww!
Do you use scented soap in the shower?
I just use whatever's there.
Did you ever want to be a fashion designer?
No. Well, I designed my costumes.
Who was the last person you danced with? Enjoyable?
Kara I think. Yes!
Do you like convertibles?
I wish I had one.
Have you ever yelled at the television?
All the time when they say bad things about heroes.
How many songs on your MP3 player are about sex?
Probably all of them.