Act 1, Scene 2

[kon_ditional]

Sooo~ this place isn't bad once you can find your way around! Thanks to my two sauce-monsters tour guides, I can now successfully find the kitchen! PASTA IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL!!

This place is like a people zoo, or a bad Shakespeare audition. SO MANY PEOPLE AND WEIRDOES AND NEW LADIES!! Hello, Ladies. I am Kon, its a pleasure to meet you~.

Comments

[omglookboobs]

Hiii, Kon~. ;) I swear, the amount of cuties here is amazing!

[kon_ditional]

Hellooo~ Rangiku~! But I have to say the amount of LOVELY LADIES far outshines any cuties, no matter how good looking I may be.

YOU are a vision of womanly perfect~! I'm sure you make the blind men weep in the streets with your lovely form!

[omglookboobs]

I haven't seen many other 'ladies', though. Just lots of younger, undeveloped girls.

And I don't like to brag, hee, but it's probably true. ♥

[kon_ditional]

I hold all ladies in high regard! But there are a lot of little girls running around this place....

Have you met Orihim~e yet?

Its not bragging if its the truth a sincere compliment!!!

[omglookboobs]

I've seen her before, but she's not nearly as developed as I am. She's almost there, though! (I'll give it ten more years, tops!) ♥

...did anyone ever tell you that you look like Cuteberry? Because you do~! Are you related?

[kon_ditional]

This is true. She is but a growing flower, compared to your full beautiful bloom! (I'm patient~!!)

That's what I'm hearing, but I'm obviously the better looking one!
...I don't know? Haven't really met the guy.

[omglookboobs]

She's a pretty cute flower, too!

Better-looking in that you smile more than he does, I guess. Cuteberry's always got a frown on his face!

[kon_ditional]

Cuteberry? What kind of name is that?

Aaah, you sure know how to make a guy feel jeal~ous! MY POOR HEART!

[omglookboobs]

Have you ever seen him knit his eyebrows? Well, he always does it, but it's to DIE for! It's so adorable!

Oh~!! You want me to give you a nickname too, huh?

[kon_ditional]

So that's what the ladies go for nowadays? I'll keep that tip in mind~!

Aa~w, Don't make me beg! Ran~giku~!

[omglookboobs]

Oh, no! I'd never want to date a guy who frowns all the time. It isn't good for anyone's health, after all.

Why shouldn't I? ♥

[kon_ditional]

Also duely noted!

But if you want me to beg, I'm eager to please! How would you like me? On my knees?

Does this mean I get to call you something as well~?

[omglookboobs]

Wow, you're really willing to beg? (Haven't seen that in a while. Damn this asylum... I want to get out of here~!!)

...if you want. ;)

[kon_ditional]

There's a lot I'm willing to do for a beautiful lady~!

If you don't mind me askin', why is such a fine dame like yourself in a place like this?

Hmmm...you remind me of an orchid, an exotic and refined flower.

[omglookboobs]

♥

...you want to know what they've diagnosed me as? Or just why I'm here?

An orchid? Those are pretty. Would you do me a favor and pick me some from the garden, Kon? ♥

[kon_ditional]

I'm starting to find that the diagnosis isn't always right. So why are you here?

A bouquet of orchids for an Orchid? It would be my pleasure! Where shall we meet fair lady, to exchange such pleasantries?