Act 1, Scene 2
Sooo~ this place isn't bad once you can find your way around! Thanks to my two sauce-monsters tour guides, I can now successfully find the kitchen! PASTA IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL!!
This place is like a people zoo, or a bad Shakespeare audition. SO MANY PEOPLE AND WEIRDOES AND NEW LADIES!! Hello, Ladies. I am Kon, its a pleasure to meet you~. ( Read more... )
This place is like a people zoo, or a bad Shakespeare audition. SO MANY PEOPLE AND WEIRDOES AND NEW LADIES!! Hello, Ladies. I am Kon, its a pleasure to meet you~. ( Read more... )
You have a doppelganger? I'd LOVE one! Then I'd have someone to compare myself to in terms of beauty, without needing to carry a mirror around! That would be great.
Pasta is so not good for you, it puts on fat in unwanted places... >_<
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That's what people have been saying! I dunno if its sooo great, I mean I'm obviously BETTER LOOKING. And plus what if turns out that your double is the EVIL ONE?! AND DECIDES TO KILL YOU IN A FIT OF JEALOUSY?! Then what?
IS IT MURDER OR SUICIDE?!
But I like pasta! Plus I need some meat on my bones
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Of course I'm a man. Are you stupid or what? I suppose you're ugly as well. Stupid people tend to be ugly...
It'd be murder of course, he's a doppelganger, not you.
You're going to get FAT!!!
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But what if he was you? Like a mirror or something.
ONLY IF I SIT AROUND ALL DAY!!
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Well, if he was me... then it would be a completely different story. I'd probably kill him because he would be too beautiful for his own good. Someone like that wouldn't know how to HANDLE the intense beauty, only I can do that. So yeah, I guess I'd kill him. Not that it would be murder or anything if I did, because it is totally justified, and I'm doing myself him a favour.
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But WHY~?! Why'd would you kill him?! How do you know he wouldn't be able to handle your urgh "intense beauty"?!
Why doesn't he get a chance to life too?!
I just don't get it!!!!
Isn't there another way to handle things without taking a life?
[[The last two strikeouts are heavily scribbled out.]]
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