Act 1, Scene 1

[kon_ditional]

Where are all the pretty la~dies? I’ve looked high and low but have found no soft curves!!! What kind of place has a rule that separates me from the ladies?! I am soft and cuddly! A good listener too! Living with a bunch of men is bad for my health! Especially with some of these rough and rumble types…or is it crazy types? MEN OF ALL TYPES ARE BAD

Comments

[oneeyedmonster]

Sorry. I've got dibs on all the ladies.

And some of the men.

[kon_ditional]

...Isn't that for the ladies to decide?
What's a little sharing between...fine connoisseurs of the female form, eh?

[oneeyedmonster]

Of course not.
I wouldn't be opposed. You can have Yachiru and Nell. I'll take the rest.

[kon_ditional]

Eh?! What about EQUAL SHARING!? WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO EQUALITY?!

They're children! Not ladies!! No deal!!

[oneeyedmonster]

Equality ended when I was better than you.

Fine. You drive a hard bargin. I'll just take them all.

[kon_ditional]

...Smug much?

THAT'S NOT A BARGIN! THAT'S FREEZING THE MAREKT!!!

[oneeyedmonster]

Just a little.

That's why it's a bargain for me.

[kon_ditional]

[[In nice flourishing script]]

My dear sir, it seems as though we have reached an impasse, for I cannot on good faith condone your thoughts, nor can you refute mine.

Good day, sir.

I BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR!