oh santababy, I've been naughty (what else would someone like me be anyway)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In September I put money in ice_breath_117's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I set mendoukuse's puppy on fire (-66 points). In November I helped shigunenogackt see the light (8 points). Last week I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-24 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
komeyama