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Hey, bitches! I don't think I've updated since I went to the Soo, so I figured you were up for some more of my rambling! I'll try and be quick, cause I'm sitting at Chelsea's house and I think she's having a yawn-seizure-singing-fit...
I'm just going to tell you up front...I'm going to Canada! Boo-yah!
Actually, Canada is like the asshole of the world, except for the place we're going. Its called Tobomorey and its apparently a lot like Sawgatuck...only without the gay people...
I am going with Chelsea, but we'll be back Sunday...perhaps sooner if we end up stirring up trouble and getting handcuffed by the mounties/deported...
I had to write Mr. Lewis a letter about why I couldn't be there and me and Chelsea came up with this:
Mr. Lewis,
Grandpa died three years ago
Died again
Miracle!
Need moose
Going to Canada
Will return with beaver in tow
Canadianly,
Chelsea and Liz
Yeah, yeah, its great, I know! The good thing is that I can miss marching band, even though I'll kind of be sad, but c'mon, my throat is so sore from yelling I can barely fucking eat! Marching camp is hell and I pity anyone who goes....
I heard Jay's at band camp right now, and I feel bad for him...our band actually doesn't go as long as other bands. My friend Casey goes to Heritage and they actually go away for like a week or two and have to PAY for it! What a rip...
Well, I got my contacts back, too! Read em and weep, suckers! (omigod, did I actually say suckers...? Wow, that was geeky...) I meant to say...MUTHA FUCKAS! Haha, lol, no, kidding, I'm not black...I'll stop pretending to be...haha...
Well, I'd better get going, reply, bitches!
Canadianly,
Me