(no subject)
Dear God,
If you are merciful, you will maintain a special section of hell for the eBay user that bid on all of the following three items:
LINKIN PARK-METEORA-2 X 12" ROCK LP
Celebrity Deathmatch - Greatest Hits (1999) VHS
GUNS N ROSES AWESOME RING
If you are feeling especially generous, then you will make this person explode immediately.
I'm sorry I don't really believe in you,
-Chris
PS. Could you make Nick Cave go on a real killing rampage, on people that I
select?*
As an aside, this little communique was sheer genius, and I reproduce it here for your pleasure.
(I work for the Safeharbor department, at eBay)
"It was not your doing to suspend the account, it was some called
SafeHarbor, they suspended me for wrong reason. I will pay when the account is restored first and that is legal order.
Safeharbor is suspending me illegal so I wait for their response
otherwise you
will pay court orders"
*'Cause that would be really cool
If you are merciful, you will maintain a special section of hell for the eBay user that bid on all of the following three items:
LINKIN PARK-METEORA-2 X 12" ROCK LP
Celebrity Deathmatch - Greatest Hits (1999) VHS
GUNS N ROSES AWESOME RING
If you are feeling especially generous, then you will make this person explode immediately.
I'm sorry I don't really believe in you,
-Chris
PS. Could you make Nick Cave go on a real killing rampage, on people that I
select?*
As an aside, this little communique was sheer genius, and I reproduce it here for your pleasure.
(I work for the Safeharbor department, at eBay)
"It was not your doing to suspend the account, it was some called
SafeHarbor, they suspended me for wrong reason. I will pay when the account is restored first and that is legal order.
Safeharbor is suspending me illegal so I wait for their response
otherwise you
will pay court orders"
*'Cause that would be really cool