This cracks me up. I may buy some.
http://www.bustboobtique.com/product_info.php?products_id=247 Why fake the flattery when you can say it in stitches. Notecards for your nearest, your dearest, and your less-than-beloved. Includes 4 of each style: Go Fuck Yourself, Irony Is Not Dead, Love Stinks, Bite Me, and Happy Fucking Birthday. Includes 20 5-1/4 x 6-3/8 in slipcase with Velcro closure, 20 blank folded cards and 20 envelopes, from Subversive Cross stitch.
And take notice to the ' I feel a Sin Coming on' Notcards!
I love it.