1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- They don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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I can't wait to see any pictures!
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btw. I owe you oodles of dosh from Blackpool. Don't suppose you could txt/e-mail me your bank details so I can steal all of your moneys pay you back...?
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Will drop you a text with bank details, there is nothing in there to steal at the moment unfortunatly :/ Except some dust i think.
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