Here we go again...
*steps up on my pedestal, cracks a beer open*
Alright everybody, its been quite a while, but its time for another installment of "Shit Pisses Lee Off".
First, I wanna ask a serious question: Has everybody on the fucking planet lost their fucking minds?! I'm so sick of hearing about this swine flu shit, I swear I just wanna get on TV and slap the piss out of everyone. Stopping schools for a week and creating a mass-hysteria over 20 some cases. WHAT?! Let's examine the statistics here:
- The symptoms are exactly the same as any other flu.
- The steps needed to avoid and pass it are exactly the same.
- The people most at risk are the old, babies, and sickly. Big deal!
- The only reported death from it was a TODDLER!! Sad, but I'm not impressed!
What in the HELL is wrong with everyone? THIS is all it takes to make you idiots crazy?! I swear we should shoot people just for being stupid! IT'S THE SAME MOTHERFUCKING FLU WE GET EVERY FUCKING YEAR!! If you get it, take your ass to bed, drink some OJ, eat some soup, go to sleep and shut the fuck up! Damn whiny bitches...
Next, ...and before I start this rant, I will say that this includes some of you, but is really directed at the internet as a whole, so don't take it too personally. *takes a swig* This fucking netspeak shit drives me up the fucking wall. Now, by netspeak, I don't mean shorthand, like the LOL's and LMFAO's or even SRSLY and such...all that shit is fine, and makes sense, but this ridiculous trend of arbitrarily adding shit like ZORZ and INTENTIONALLY misspelling words? *shakes head* The 4Chan effect ain't cute, and you all damn well know it. It stopped bein funny a long time ago, and I think people that intentionally type like that only make themselves look stupid. Think about it; you people are all GROWN ASS people, well over 20 years old, most of you with college degrees and old enough to know better. Is it REALLY that amusing to type stupid shit like that? Really, take a sec and think about that. It's dumb, annoying and distracting, and for those of you that I know, please, please consider stopping. It's getting really, really old. For real. Thank you.
*chucks can and steps off pedestal*
Alright everybody, its been quite a while, but its time for another installment of "Shit Pisses Lee Off".
First, I wanna ask a serious question: Has everybody on the fucking planet lost their fucking minds?! I'm so sick of hearing about this swine flu shit, I swear I just wanna get on TV and slap the piss out of everyone. Stopping schools for a week and creating a mass-hysteria over 20 some cases. WHAT?! Let's examine the statistics here:
- The symptoms are exactly the same as any other flu.
- The steps needed to avoid and pass it are exactly the same.
- The people most at risk are the old, babies, and sickly. Big deal!
- The only reported death from it was a TODDLER!! Sad, but I'm not impressed!
What in the HELL is wrong with everyone? THIS is all it takes to make you idiots crazy?! I swear we should shoot people just for being stupid! IT'S THE SAME MOTHERFUCKING FLU WE GET EVERY FUCKING YEAR!! If you get it, take your ass to bed, drink some OJ, eat some soup, go to sleep and shut the fuck up! Damn whiny bitches...
Next, ...and before I start this rant, I will say that this includes some of you, but is really directed at the internet as a whole, so don't take it too personally. *takes a swig* This fucking netspeak shit drives me up the fucking wall. Now, by netspeak, I don't mean shorthand, like the LOL's and LMFAO's or even SRSLY and such...all that shit is fine, and makes sense, but this ridiculous trend of arbitrarily adding shit like ZORZ and INTENTIONALLY misspelling words? *shakes head* The 4Chan effect ain't cute, and you all damn well know it. It stopped bein funny a long time ago, and I think people that intentionally type like that only make themselves look stupid. Think about it; you people are all GROWN ASS people, well over 20 years old, most of you with college degrees and old enough to know better. Is it REALLY that amusing to type stupid shit like that? Really, take a sec and think about that. It's dumb, annoying and distracting, and for those of you that I know, please, please consider stopping. It's getting really, really old. For real. Thank you.
*chucks can and steps off pedestal*