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Emma! OMG, come quickly! You have to see the Bobbeh drabbleness!
This is fic GOLD From: http://prillalar.com/drabbles
To Eloquently Shag
Bobbeh2 and Bobbeh1 were celebrating a smooth Valentine's Day together. Bobbeh2 had cooked an awesome dinner and they ate on the beach by candlelight.
"My darling," Bobbeh1 said, stroking Bobbeh2's belly, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Bobbeh2. "It is but a sparkly token of my huge love."
Bobbeh2 opened the box. Inside was a sexy rubber duck! He gazed at it sexily. Then he gazed at Bobbeh1 sexily. "It's squidgy," Bobbeh2 said. "Come here and let me shag you."
Just then, a pretteh crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a small child at bedtime. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a sweet voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Bobbeh1 read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other smartly as the crone cackled some more. Bobbeh2's thigh began to tremble. Then Bobbeh1 shrugged, pulled out a feather duster, and hit the crone on her buttock. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Bobbeh2 said and kissed Bobbeh1 carefully. "This is a shiny Valentine's Day!"
They sweetly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they shagged each other all night long.
The Adventure Of The LOLLERDONKEY
Bobbeh3 and Bobbeh2 were out for a gorgeous Valentine's walk on the bed. As they went, Bobbeh2 rested his hand on Bobbeh3's bottom. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so shiny, Bobbeh3 was filled with sparkly dread.
"Do you suppose it's awesome here?" he asked quietly.
"You sugary silly," Bobbeh2 said, tickling Bobbeh3 with his cake. "It's completely huge."
Just then, a divine LOLLERDONKEY leapt out from behind a rubber duck and shagged Bobbeh2 in the belly. "Aaargh!" Bobbeh2 screamed.
Things looked sexy. But Bobbeh3, although he was sweet, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a feather duster and, like a small child at bedtime, beat the LOLLERDONKEY sexily until it ran off. "That will teach you to shag innocent people."
Then he clasped Bobbeh2 close. Bobbeh2 was bleeding carefully. "My darling," Bobbeh3 said, and pressed his lips to Bobbeh2's thigh.
"I love you," Bobbeh2 said painfully, and expired in Bobbeh3's arms.
Bobbeh3 never loved again.
I must admit, I got distracted.
This is fic GOLD From: http://prillalar.com/drabbles
To Eloquently Shag
Bobbeh2 and Bobbeh1 were celebrating a smooth Valentine's Day together. Bobbeh2 had cooked an awesome dinner and they ate on the beach by candlelight.
"My darling," Bobbeh1 said, stroking Bobbeh2's belly, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Bobbeh2. "It is but a sparkly token of my huge love."
Bobbeh2 opened the box. Inside was a sexy rubber duck! He gazed at it sexily. Then he gazed at Bobbeh1 sexily. "It's squidgy," Bobbeh2 said. "Come here and let me shag you."
Just then, a pretteh crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a small child at bedtime. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a sweet voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Bobbeh1 read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other smartly as the crone cackled some more. Bobbeh2's thigh began to tremble. Then Bobbeh1 shrugged, pulled out a feather duster, and hit the crone on her buttock. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Bobbeh2 said and kissed Bobbeh1 carefully. "This is a shiny Valentine's Day!"
They sweetly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they shagged each other all night long.
The Adventure Of The LOLLERDONKEY
Bobbeh3 and Bobbeh2 were out for a gorgeous Valentine's walk on the bed. As they went, Bobbeh2 rested his hand on Bobbeh3's bottom. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so shiny, Bobbeh3 was filled with sparkly dread.
"Do you suppose it's awesome here?" he asked quietly.
"You sugary silly," Bobbeh2 said, tickling Bobbeh3 with his cake. "It's completely huge."
Just then, a divine LOLLERDONKEY leapt out from behind a rubber duck and shagged Bobbeh2 in the belly. "Aaargh!" Bobbeh2 screamed.
Things looked sexy. But Bobbeh3, although he was sweet, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a feather duster and, like a small child at bedtime, beat the LOLLERDONKEY sexily until it ran off. "That will teach you to shag innocent people."
Then he clasped Bobbeh2 close. Bobbeh2 was bleeding carefully. "My darling," Bobbeh3 said, and pressed his lips to Bobbeh2's thigh.
"I love you," Bobbeh2 said painfully, and expired in Bobbeh3's arms.
Bobbeh3 never loved again.
I must admit, I got distracted.