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SOME TOP CHEESE BBC PRODUCER BLOKE SOMEWHERE: I've think I've got it sussed. Petrolheads. And we've got it, not Channel Five or Discovery. Becky's a guaranteed audience member.
OTHER PRODUCER BLOKE: Yeah, but isn't she currently taking her irregular Chris Barrie Hiatus?
STCBPBS: Heh, not for much longer! Anyway, we've got Richard Hammond as a back up plan, you never know.
OPB: This is crazy, but go with me on this one - how about we stick Philip Glenister on the first show just in case?
STCBPBS: OMGWTFBBBG!!!! Brilliant LIEK WHOA. We can't fail!!!!11111
OPB: You at the NETSPEEK an' all?
I'm almost glad they didn't stick Robert Bathurst on too. I would have been completely and utterly DEDDED. And I wouldn't have been able to watch when dead, would I?
Ah, I insulted Tuesday before. Tuesday bit back. It started raining on the way home. I got out umbrella. Umbrella turns inside out several times. Embarrassing and unoriginal. Umbrella gets stuck. Umbrella breaks. End up getting on train stuck in a mass of umbrella. Have cut hand with umbrella. Blood all over bag. Can't find money for train ticket. Uh-oh. Blood now everywhere. Finally got home, now wet.
Umbrella now existing in lots of tiny pieces. Me got big boots on. I FINALLY WIN.
Oh, and - I WANT MY CELEBRITY DREAMS BACK. GIVE. NOW. Thank you.
OTHER PRODUCER BLOKE: Yeah, but isn't she currently taking her irregular Chris Barrie Hiatus?
STCBPBS: Heh, not for much longer! Anyway, we've got Richard Hammond as a back up plan, you never know.
OPB: This is crazy, but go with me on this one - how about we stick Philip Glenister on the first show just in case?
STCBPBS: OMGWTFBBBG!!!! Brilliant LIEK WHOA. We can't fail!!!!11111
OPB: You at the NETSPEEK an' all?
I'm almost glad they didn't stick Robert Bathurst on too. I would have been completely and utterly DEDDED. And I wouldn't have been able to watch when dead, would I?
Ah, I insulted Tuesday before. Tuesday bit back. It started raining on the way home. I got out umbrella. Umbrella turns inside out several times. Embarrassing and unoriginal. Umbrella gets stuck. Umbrella breaks. End up getting on train stuck in a mass of umbrella. Have cut hand with umbrella. Blood all over bag. Can't find money for train ticket. Uh-oh. Blood now everywhere. Finally got home, now wet.
Umbrella now existing in lots of tiny pieces. Me got big boots on. I FINALLY WIN.
Oh, and - I WANT MY CELEBRITY DREAMS BACK. GIVE. NOW. Thank you.