"That lasted a long time, guy."
The Wacky Phallus Stats
Formed:
28th June 2005
Split:
28th February 2012
Best Album:
'Gentes Slender' 8/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Larker Agapae Covertly' 6/10 in the NME
Records Sold:
168,531 in total (106,441 albums, 62,090 singles).
Reputation:
Obscure
Groupies:
luvsrimmer has been arrested on around 11 different occasions for stalking liz_duncalf. liz_duncalf is now on the verge of a mental breakdown.
Otherkolaqube spent most of 2009 hiding from angry fan's who earnestly threatened to capture The Wacky Phallus's founder and beat them around the head with a wet fish.
The Wacky Phallus Member Profiles
kolaqube
Thanks to kolaqube less than heavenly vocals, listening to a The Wacky Phallus record will take 10 years off your life.
xylona
xylona is determined to show their worth to The Wacky Phallus by taking up guitar lessons. Take my advice mate,it isn't fucking worth it. Once shit always shit.
mysticheaven
mysticheaven seems to be more capable at using their bass as a weapon than a musical instrument.
liz_duncalf
A pollaxed Stevie Wonder would do a better job of hitting the right drums than liz_duncalf!
miss_lancing
miss_lancing posesses the unique ability to detune pianos by simply looking at them.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
25
Apprises Bothrium
Sep 2005
21
Topi Aphagia Bandoras Automen
Dec 2005
24
Unitages
Dec 2005
38
Yachting
May 2007
69
Genially Biggity Leaking
Jun 2007
86
Inverts Senile Threnode Maul
Jun 2007
N/A
Reminds Flooding Unduly
Oct 2008
N/A
Choline Mesh Balsamed Tannic
Nov 2008
N/A
Larker Agapae Covertly
Feb 2009
N/A
Braciole Coaly Refall
Jun 2010
95
Celosia Flecked
Aug 2010
N/A
Wimp Bloopers Watapes Tutoring Watch
Oct 2010
N/A
Lens Someways
Jan 2011
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
30
Gentes Slender
Jun 2005
25
Scalped Telomere Burgers Vedettes Spital Drubs
Feb 2007
72
Mansards Nettable
Aug 2008
N/A
Cruisers Ordained Toreador Niello
Mar 2010
northern ireland's worst
There was a big decision as to whether I'd randomly pick LJ members, or recruit you based on ability. Then I realised the latter would be spoiling the fun of getting a band together ('you're supposed to be shit!') and so random picking it was :p
I'm not going to argue with the fact that I *do* need a good head-fish-slapping. Monty Python style.
First/Any to get the title reference gets a virtual cookie.