Do not try this at home
Tonight my Mum asked me if, and I quote, I would like 'Bleach on my pizza'.
0_o
She was just having an Oldie moment and got the two tasks of 1) Asking my about topping preferences and 2) Warning me about bleach in the sink horribly, horribly confused. Another minute and she'd have been warning me about the dangers of tuna in the sink. All the same, I might be better off preparing my own food from now on.
Which is saying something, thinking about it.
0_o
She was just having an Oldie moment and got the two tasks of 1) Asking my about topping preferences and 2) Warning me about bleach in the sink horribly, horribly confused. Another minute and she'd have been warning me about the dangers of tuna in the sink. All the same, I might be better off preparing my own food from now on.
Which is saying something, thinking about it.