Well, I didn't get you a present because I was so intent on making sure my card got there on time (LOSE, ROYAL MAIL) that I didn't have time to buy you one. And plus there's just somuch choice for Beckeh because SHINY and RAINBOW and she'll like it (JUST LIKE MEEEEEE) so I didn't know where to start (BRIGHTON CLAIRE'S IS CRAP, 'SUP WITH THAT) and so I saw your post and IT CAME TO ME.
I bet it did.
Anyway, I expect to see you using it! Which I'm sure you will! LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFE.
Plus, if you'd sent anything bigger it might have got here IN FIVE YEARS. But your choice so wins.
I'm using it! I'm doing it right now! ...Er.
BRIGHTON CLAIRE'S IS CRAP, 'SUP WITH THAT YEAH, S'UP? Orpington Claire's is okay (SO MUCH RAINBOW), but you can't move for chav. And as for London Claire's, well I haven't seen it yet but then I can't find it. Like everything else.
ROYAL MAIL WOULD BE ALL, "OH WOW. A PRESENT. WE'LL KEEP HOLD OF THAT, MAKE 'EM WAIT." because they're basically sods. At least LJ delivered on the same day! WELL DONE EL JAY.
Chavs + Claire's = Sad. And they always stand around in the 'alternative' section (IE: The rainbow bit) as if they actually want to buy anything from there, and it depresses me. I was going to buy something but then I saw a chav had bought it so I changed my mind. *Sadface*
*MORE LUFFE THAN CAN FIT IN A BUCKET* <33333333333
Royal Mail would see the shiny goodness and they'd want it - WANT IT - for themselves.
There should be a NO CHAV policy in Claire's, Shirley surely. Their chavvyness is tainting the awesomeness. It's not like they understand it anyway. I mean, they try, bless them, but they're getting in the way as they eye up the rainbow gloves in confusion.
*has sudden vision of Bobbeh2 storming off with a 'Well, I don't want it *now*!'*
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Well, I didn't get you a present because I was so intent on making sure my card got there on time (LOSE, ROYAL MAIL) that I didn't have time to buy you one.
And plus there's just somuch choice for Beckeh because SHINY and RAINBOW and she'll like it (JUST LIKE MEEEEEE) so I didn't know where to start (BRIGHTON CLAIRE'S IS CRAP, 'SUP WITH THAT) and so I saw your post and IT CAME TO ME.
I bet it did.
Anyway, I expect to see you using it! Which I'm sure you will!
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFE.
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I'm using it! I'm doing it right now!
...Er.
BRIGHTON CLAIRE'S IS CRAP, 'SUP WITH THAT
YEAH, S'UP? Orpington Claire's is okay (SO MUCH RAINBOW), but you can't move for chav. And as for London Claire's, well I haven't seen it yet but then I can't find it. Like everything else.
SO MUCHE LUFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE <33333.
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ROYAL MAIL WOULD BE ALL, "OH WOW. A PRESENT. WE'LL KEEP HOLD OF THAT, MAKE 'EM WAIT." because they're basically sods. At least LJ delivered on the same day! WELL DONE EL JAY.
Chavs + Claire's = Sad. And they always stand around in the 'alternative' section (IE: The rainbow bit) as if they actually want to buy anything from there, and it depresses me. I was going to buy something but then I saw a chav had bought it so I changed my mind. *Sadface*
*MORE LUFFE THAN CAN FIT IN A BUCKET* <33333333333
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There should be a NO CHAV policy in Claire's, Shirley surely. Their chavvyness is tainting the awesomeness. It's not like they understand it anyway. I mean, they try, bless them, but they're getting in the way as they eye up the rainbow gloves in confusion.
*has sudden vision of Bobbeh2 storming off with a 'Well, I don't want it *now*!'*
Wait...
.... YOU HAS A BUCKET?
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