Apr 15, 2007 22:00
1) I'm bored, Sunday.
2) Haven't done a meme in aaaages.
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
Okay, now that's a biggie to start with! No. Far too young for all that just yet.
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
Something rather pathetic, I imagine. Something like (*cough*) months.
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
Craig handed me a ring the other night and as soon as I have words for it I'll get back to you. Wow.
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
Oh, all the time. And then there's the incident where it got delibrately hurled across a Manchester car park. Sturdy little thing, is my Super-Old Nokia.
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
Worked out what? LOL, I know what you mean and it was last night.
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
Retro magazines, shoes and pointless accessories from Claire's.
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
...... Does Wilkinson's Pick n Mix count?
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
The fact they're not female. Well, it depends who they are!
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
Joy Division Oven Gloves - Half Man Half Biscuit.
# Whoooooo---ooooo........tropical diseases. #
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
Everywhere. I appear to be living in Orpington, Kent these days.
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
Wardle High. Which has gone downhill so much it's now UNDERGROUND baby! But my cousins go there now so shush.
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
Orange. Fascinating question.
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
MALL? LMAO. Afflecks Palace is the place for um, cool cats.
14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
Holingworth. Six months, who knew?
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
Probably. One day I will have furry dice, yes.
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:
No, although I went through that terrible teenage phase where you ring up the person you fancy with no true intention of holding a conversation.
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
............................... 15 years ago. That's shocking. I have huge crimped hair on the photos [/nothing changes].
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
Maybe yo should call *me*, yes! Joking. I'd like to simultaneously call everyone.
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
:( Is all that needs to be said on the matter.
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
'Fast Food'? 'Restaurant'? Me? Don't take the piss!
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
'I love you so much, Becky!'
No, he didn't. Silly boy.
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
Er, it's probably cafe's at best. I didn't realise that this meme required me to be a fan of eating establishments! Tell you what, a certain diner near King's Cross. Now *that* would be worth visiting!
24. CAN YOU COOK?
No.
Alright, to be fair, I got a 9 1/2 in Mrs Holden's class which is almost the Holy Grail of 10 points, so I can apparently cook a fantastic chocolate layer cake. Just 'really slowly'.
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?:
I don't yet, alas. LMAO, as a kid I always wante d apink cadillac.
26. BEST KISSER:
what, ever? In the world? How am I supposed to know?
Oh come on, you know I'm not telling ; )
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
Last month. Oh, like a human waterfall sometimes.
28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
I've not touched red meat for 11 years, that's a good contender.
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
My vivid imagination and sense of humour. And ability to find smut absolutely anywhere.
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
My unpredicatable shyness and lack of direction.
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?:
8 hours. Argh.
33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
Beetlejuice. Lydia Deitz still influences me today, I see.
34. CAN YOU SING?
I can. Whether I sing remotely well is another question.
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
Muse, in November. OH HOW EXCELLENT WAS THAT MONTH.
36. LAST KISS?
................................
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IT WAS ONLY ROBERT OF THE BATHURST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111Eleventy-one. Last Saturday.
I'm DED all over again now. STFU, I know it wasn't *that* kind of kiss....Es. Kisses.
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
Ooh, that reminds me, I keep meaning to rent Maurice off 4 On Demand. Remind me, won't wou?
38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
Phone. iPod. Lipstick. Keys.
Inability to count.
39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT:
Er, Blackpool? PLEASURE BEACH FTW.
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
Laptop. I like to be a writer on the moooooooooove.
44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?:
Eddie Izzard FTW. "Blue underpants, you will infiltrate whites wash!"
45. DO YOU SMOKE?
I'm a very passive smoker. It's very cheap :p.
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
It's a case of whatever, really. Hell, I've gone to bed with my shoes on.
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:
Cheeky. I used to have up to three cats on my bed each night, it's quite roomy now in comparison.
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:
Maybe, but mine didn't.
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
!.........I so missed the word 'over' in there.
50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
Scotch pancakes. French toast is okay, but it has such a bizarre taste.
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
Yes, but I only really drink it occasionally. WHEN I NEEDZ THE CAFFIENE.
52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
*REFRAINS FROM SMUT, REFRAINS FROM SMUT*
Boiled, ouch.
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
Far too much, probaby. But seriously, Johnathan Cainer is PSYCHIC.
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
Me Mum, I needed the girly chitchat. She's such a closet John Simms fangirl right now.
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
Mum. You see? No one else calls!
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?:
'TEH ARMS OF SEX STRIKE AGAIN'
LMAO, Ehma was sharing teh Bobbeh love.
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
2
Haha, smut.
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
Black 'Ex-Cheerleader' t-shirt, pinstriped Hell Bunny skirt, black tights and checked pumps.
Blimey, I look a bit Scene.
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
# The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope #
Vatican Broadside, Half Man Half Biscuit. It's been round and round my head for hours now.
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:
Get you and our Americanisms. Firstly, it's Jam, and secondly I have it on a rather smashing crumpet! Be off with you and your peanuts, squire!
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?
As with everything, badly.
63. CAN YOU SWIM?
Badly. Told you.
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?:
Chocolate Mint..... Or Neopolitan because I'm indescisive.
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
If they stop me getting more lost than usual, I guess.
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
I'm pretty random. How's that? THIS IS A MEME, how about facts do you *need*?
68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?:
Yep, a few fancy dress. I've been Lara Croft and Belle from Beauty and the Beast, believe it or not.
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON:
Autumn, without a doubt. Leaves and Halloween and Cooler weather!
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
I 'm sure it was today and probably at myself.
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?
Er......it wasn't really in the morning, to be fair.
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?:
SNOW AND CHRISTMAS [/small child].
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?:
Twenty Past Never.
75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?:
I'm not sure, we sort of acquired them all at the same rtime. A dog, Keri, and two cats, Mercy and Retia.
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?:
Oh, pirates are always excellent. They do such good radio too.
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?
Nothing compared to last weekend. Actually, I may be going home next weekend, whatever that will entail.
78. BIRTHDATE:
November 12th. Remember it.
79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE:
An actress or a writer.
*takes moment for world to laugh in derision*
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
No. Why do you want to know?
87. ARE YOU SMILING?:
What, right now? Should I be?
89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
Oh, always. I'm a million miles away from hoooommme [/some....song].
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
I don't know, I haven't looked at London properly yet, and that's next door. Give me a moment.
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?:
What, right now? No, not anymore apparently.
93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?:
Who doesn't?
94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
Bobbeh I've always quite liked Adrian and Sadie.
95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
LMAO, random. I have a retro navy and stripes one, and a red one that's got many (inappropriate) Baywatch comments over the years.
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?:
How would I know? I'm old.
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
....... I did. Gosh, how many times do I answer that question in the affirmative? I was bastardising Italy.
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
No.
But if Tom's asking......
99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?:
No. Just my evil twin.
100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?:
Yes.
*spooked now*
101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?:
With what/who?
102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?:
'The' hospital? No. But I have been in passing.
103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
Oh, everyone. I'm not fussy.
104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
A big silver ring watch with a red heart jewel. Classeh.
105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
Ehma's just said hello so I am MSNing, y0.
Phew. And I'm spent.
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