Post in a nutshell
1) Why didn't I know anything about Microsoft Narrator before? It's *perfect* for unintentional comedy. Imagine Bobbehfic being read by Stephen Hawking, for a start.
2) Speaking of Bobbehs, Robert on Loose Women (no, not *on* them) yesterday did *not* disappoint. But check out the flattery-o-meter! 'Dashing', 'devilishly handsome', 'suave', 'smooth', and even 'posh totty' - all check. He just looked embarrassed. Bless. And HAI RARE GLASSES MOMENT.
3) Having said that, yesterday was rather reminiscent of Lister watching that crap video ("I KNOW CAROL, DR BROWN TOLD ME EVERYTHING!") in Red Dwarf. There's five minutes of that interview I've still yet to hear because everytime I try someone wants me for something. I'll hastily add that I do not have Lister's viewing habits.
4) Where's my Ebay item? Don't wish to be impatient but I'm moooooovvvving, I'll need it very soon! In fact, WHERE'S THE POST IN GENERAL. WHERE HAS THE MAIL BEEN FOR THE LAST SIX DAYS? WHY DON'T WE HAVE ANY?
5) But...... Craig, I GOT MY BOOTS <3. MUCH THANKS ARE IN ORDER. They are, alas, slightly on the big side but then it is a casualty I face everyday being a size 5 1/2. Daft shoe size that it is.
2) Speaking of Bobbehs, Robert on Loose Women (no, not *on* them) yesterday did *not* disappoint. But check out the flattery-o-meter! 'Dashing', 'devilishly handsome', 'suave', 'smooth', and even 'posh totty' - all check. He just looked embarrassed. Bless. And HAI RARE GLASSES MOMENT.
3) Having said that, yesterday was rather reminiscent of Lister watching that crap video ("I KNOW CAROL, DR BROWN TOLD ME EVERYTHING!") in Red Dwarf. There's five minutes of that interview I've still yet to hear because everytime I try someone wants me for something. I'll hastily add that I do not have Lister's viewing habits.
4) Where's my Ebay item? Don't wish to be impatient but I'm moooooovvvving, I'll need it very soon! In fact, WHERE'S THE POST IN GENERAL. WHERE HAS THE MAIL BEEN FOR THE LAST SIX DAYS? WHY DON'T WE HAVE ANY?
5) But...... Craig, I GOT MY BOOTS <3. MUCH THANKS ARE IN ORDER. They are, alas, slightly on the big side but then it is a casualty I face everyday being a size 5 1/2. Daft shoe size that it is.