Picspam # 5: Celebrity Legs Match
Nyah, you didn't really miss me!
No, seriously, I didn't really have much worth updating about for to no one in particular. Seeming as I recently LJed during lunchbreak at work, without a job... that's somewhat difficult to do now.
Any news? Let's see, yesterday I had a bizarre Sci-Fi dream that involved the shouty Irish headteacher I used to work for bringing a group of us up to his prestigous office only to unleash Teh Evile Plans. Er, I'm not entirely sure what these evil plans involved other than a prototype robot, some saline, and me, neither am I sure what my subconscious is trying to say. My Dad later let a whole load of (possibly 99) *green* balloons in the city in my honour. WhatEVUR.
Oh, and I also managed to smash my head against a wall. That bit really happened, I'm afraid. Think I'm still a little bit concussed to tell you the truth.
Monday's Daily Mail had the following pic under the slanderous headline 'IS THIS THE PALEST MAN IN THE GALAXY?':
Bloody Oi, Daily Mail! Oi! It's Tennant Fleshe, don't knock it, you sunworshipping slags.
Anyways, that leads us onto PICSPAM.
Oh yes. I promised it, and what I promise I deliver. Um, eventually. Seeming as [Graham] Norton Antivirus ate most of the goodness, this is comprised mainly of screencaps (WHAT, no Chris in Lederhosen, computer? You're evil). And yet....it still happens to be strangely long and crap. Still, I bring you a speciality - KNEES. Well, legs generally. Dial up friendly, perhaps not work friendly.
# THEY'VE GOT LEGS. THEY KNOW HOW TO USE 'EM. #
Alright, don't get too excited Nick, I did say this was- fantastic leg gymnastics you've got there. Okay, we'll go into this nice and gently with clothed legs first. I present;
Hugh Laurie. Rawr. OMG RAWR. My 18th century costume fetish knows no bounds and suddenly I know why.
OMG CRISPIN. And his lovely knees.
Uh-oh, Bobbeh2's coming over in his silly Franz shoes:
Ah, what's that Horatians motto for Eccleston?
"Golden hair, shapely calf // squished before the second half"
HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE. Well, there's Claudia Schiffer's legs for you and very nice they are too. Although I didn't get much further than that because it was round about that point I noticed Bobbeh's thighs in the video. Sweet heavens on a tricycle.
There's only one thing that can compete. Yes Chris, it's TEH KINGE OF KNEES time!
Knees with class, y'know. That's why he wins knees.
Sometimes, the Barrier is a little unsteady on those knees, he's like Bambi bless his heart.
More Barrier Knees:
Two for the price of one! No hang on, FOUR for the price of..... two?
.... ONE OF TEH BEST KNEE MOMENTS EVUR.
I think we best take a well-earned break and see some ladies.
No, that's Eddie Izzard. Still, fantastic pins.
Ah, that's Michelle Gomez. Possibly the owner of the finest lady pins on telly.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the finest shorts moment to ever grace thesilver screen. IMHO. Thank you, Angelina. Now, back to the fellas.
LMAO, I bet you didn't think I'd squeeze Boris Johnson in here, did you? WELL I DID. Boris. RUNNING. Well, one has to work to keep one's legs in fine form.
Bobbeh Lindsay, for example, goes cycling.
This is, of course, all highly gratuitous.
Captain Jack likes a bit of intergalactic Tennis:
And so does Bobbeh, why, here he comes now!:
He's highly competitive, though. Here he is eyeing up his sparring partner Mr Nesbitt:
Tsk, no need for that!
Sorry, just had to slip in a bit of Chri - BLIMEY.
Chris is cheating now, isn't he Bobbeh? That's right, you get on the blower and up the ante. Hang on, what are you after here?
.... you can't do a kilt, Alan Rickman's busy PWNing them:
... and while all this is going on, Ioan slips in and wins the entire bloody thing. Guh.
What's that, Bobbeh? You have a trick up your sleeve? Well, there's hardly anywhere else to hide it, whoas.
....... you most definately win there. You and your long legs.
Although look at Alan's shifty attempt to snatch that win with his.....rather orange-ness (see, Daily Mail, SEE?). Why, we started this off with *clothes*.
I think Bobbeh2's pulled out all the stops there. Not that his aunt's impressed, but never mind her.
I'll let TEH CHRIS KNEES have the last word, though. Literally, heh.
No, seriously, I didn't really have much worth updating about for to no one in particular. Seeming as I recently LJed during lunchbreak at work, without a job... that's somewhat difficult to do now.
Any news? Let's see, yesterday I had a bizarre Sci-Fi dream that involved the shouty Irish headteacher I used to work for bringing a group of us up to his prestigous office only to unleash Teh Evile Plans. Er, I'm not entirely sure what these evil plans involved other than a prototype robot, some saline, and me, neither am I sure what my subconscious is trying to say. My Dad later let a whole load of (possibly 99) *green* balloons in the city in my honour. WhatEVUR.
Oh, and I also managed to smash my head against a wall. That bit really happened, I'm afraid. Think I'm still a little bit concussed to tell you the truth.
Monday's Daily Mail had the following pic under the slanderous headline 'IS THIS THE PALEST MAN IN THE GALAXY?':
Bloody Oi, Daily Mail! Oi! It's Tennant Fleshe, don't knock it, you sunworshipping slags.
Anyways, that leads us onto PICSPAM.
Oh yes. I promised it, and what I promise I deliver. Um, eventually. Seeming as [Graham] Norton Antivirus ate most of the goodness, this is comprised mainly of screencaps (WHAT, no Chris in Lederhosen, computer? You're evil). And yet....it still happens to be strangely long and crap. Still, I bring you a speciality - KNEES. Well, legs generally. Dial up friendly, perhaps not work friendly.
# THEY'VE GOT LEGS. THEY KNOW HOW TO USE 'EM. #
Alright, don't get too excited Nick, I did say this was- fantastic leg gymnastics you've got there. Okay, we'll go into this nice and gently with clothed legs first. I present;
Hugh Laurie. Rawr. OMG RAWR. My 18th century costume fetish knows no bounds and suddenly I know why.
OMG CRISPIN. And his lovely knees.
Uh-oh, Bobbeh2's coming over in his silly Franz shoes:
Ah, what's that Horatians motto for Eccleston?
"Golden hair, shapely calf // squished before the second half"
HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE. Well, there's Claudia Schiffer's legs for you and very nice they are too. Although I didn't get much further than that because it was round about that point I noticed Bobbeh's thighs in the video. Sweet heavens on a tricycle.
There's only one thing that can compete. Yes Chris, it's TEH KINGE OF KNEES time!
Knees with class, y'know. That's why he wins knees.
Sometimes, the Barrier is a little unsteady on those knees, he's like Bambi bless his heart.
More Barrier Knees:
Two for the price of one! No hang on, FOUR for the price of..... two?
.... ONE OF TEH BEST KNEE MOMENTS EVUR.
I think we best take a well-earned break and see some ladies.
No, that's Eddie Izzard. Still, fantastic pins.
Ah, that's Michelle Gomez. Possibly the owner of the finest lady pins on telly.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the finest shorts moment to ever grace thesilver screen. IMHO. Thank you, Angelina. Now, back to the fellas.
LMAO, I bet you didn't think I'd squeeze Boris Johnson in here, did you? WELL I DID. Boris. RUNNING. Well, one has to work to keep one's legs in fine form.
Bobbeh Lindsay, for example, goes cycling.
This is, of course, all highly gratuitous.
Captain Jack likes a bit of intergalactic Tennis:
And so does Bobbeh, why, here he comes now!:
He's highly competitive, though. Here he is eyeing up his sparring partner Mr Nesbitt:
Tsk, no need for that!
Sorry, just had to slip in a bit of Chri - BLIMEY.
Chris is cheating now, isn't he Bobbeh? That's right, you get on the blower and up the ante. Hang on, what are you after here?
.... you can't do a kilt, Alan Rickman's busy PWNing them:
... and while all this is going on, Ioan slips in and wins the entire bloody thing. Guh.
What's that, Bobbeh? You have a trick up your sleeve? Well, there's hardly anywhere else to hide it, whoas.
....... you most definately win there. You and your long legs.
Although look at Alan's shifty attempt to snatch that win with his.....rather orange-ness (see, Daily Mail, SEE?). Why, we started this off with *clothes*.
I think Bobbeh2's pulled out all the stops there. Not that his aunt's impressed, but never mind her.
I'll let TEH CHRIS KNEES have the last word, though. Literally, heh.