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Jun 02, 2010 16:09

[Okay Mayfield, you may suck and smell of Capitalism but at least you deliver SWEET ASS TANKS right on time because there is now one (1) TANK in the possession of one (1) Russia.

And this calls for one thing. Get smashed. Drive.

A) He is driving it (drunkenly) down the street. And by that I mean over your lawn.

B) He has spotted you on the sidewalk ( Read more... )

moscow drift, kids do not do this at home, get off my lawn

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lotuslife June 2 2010, 20:13:34 UTC
[C, because she lives there. Vietnam is leaning out of the window of the love nest master bedroom, and just. FUCKING STARING.]

Comrade? Is that really-?

[OH SWEET, SWEET FAMILIAR SOVIET TANK. She remembers driving one of these, and probably still has a few parked at home somewhere. She wants it. Badly.]

--allow me to leave before you fire. [And she proceeds to jump out of the window. Yeah, from the second floor. She lands very neatly.]

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kol_shevik June 2 2010, 20:26:51 UTC
[TURNS ON YOU, SMILING. Always. Smiling.]

...Comrade does not happen to have any ammunition on her~?

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lotuslife June 2 2010, 20:28:41 UTC
[Pulls a fuckass gigantic rifle off of her back.]

Most of my things are at your house, but I have this.

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kol_shevik June 2 2010, 21:58:11 UTC
Ah-- rifle is nice, but need it for this.

Want to make sure there is nothing left of house of America.

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late tag i am so sorry ;A; lotuslife June 6 2010, 04:49:28 UTC
Perhaps we should wait for him to be inside of it.

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NO WORRIES i'm late too kol_shevik June 6 2010, 05:48:56 UTC
He is not being home? And have driven all this way for nothing.

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;u; /hugs lotuslife June 6 2010, 05:50:41 UTC
I try not to be home when he is.

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/wiggles about!! kol_shevik June 6 2010, 05:52:04 UTC
Should lock him in the basement and leave him to starve.

Would only take a matter of hours with how he is eating.

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/ties to self lotuslife June 6 2010, 05:54:28 UTC
[won't admit to missing her nation strength, though Russia would know it. if she had it, she'd damn well give that a try.]

Perhaps I will.

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/BECOMES MEKAO kol_shevik June 6 2010, 05:56:27 UTC
Perhaps we are keeping him alive long enough to admit his is responsible for this town. Show them truth they are missing.

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s-so pretty russia lotuslife June 6 2010, 06:01:13 UTC
...

[and she won't admit to having more or less learned the truth of that on Mother's Day, because, honestly, she is in complete and utter denial of it.]

...I will follow your guidance, comrade.

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gurl u know it kol_shevik June 6 2010, 06:12:52 UTC
Did not expect anything else, comrade.

...Is sure is not having any bigger ammunition?

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lotuslife June 6 2010, 06:18:47 UTC
I can try to obtain some. What are you looking for?

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