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kol_shevik

[THIS NEVER HAPPENED.]

May 19, 2010 22:23

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...A comrade of Russia's was wondering if anyone in Mayfield town is knowing how to get divorce.

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armywithcountry May 20 2010, 02:33:50 UTC

Kill her.

[1/2] kol_shevik May 20 2010, 02:37:29 UTC

Russia will not send KGB after Sis--

kol_shevik May 20 2010, 02:38:14 UTC

нет.

Bad idea. Will wake up tomorrow very angry with that comrade.

armywithcountry May 20 2010, 02:40:59 UTC

. . . your sister? That's fucking sick, man.

Well, if you won't kill her, kill yourself. It should still work.

kol_shevik May 20 2010, 02:50:57 UTC

Comrade's sister.

...Bad idea as well. Russia's comrade is very strong and powerful and is not to be killed.

armywithcountry May 20 2010, 02:55:20 UTC

But we come back in a day, yeah? So if your comrade is that desperate to annull the marriage, it's the quickest and easiest way to do it. Not that I see why he got married in the first place. Marriages are for sissies.

kol_shevik May 20 2010, 03:11:57 UTC

Was not by choice.

Even if you are coming back, is still silly idea. You are wanting to see how it is feeling?

armywithcountry May 20 2010, 03:16:54 UTC

Personally, I think being married would be worse than temporarily dying. Like anyone here could kill the awesome me, anyway.

And it's an awesome idea. Marriage vows are just till death do you part, right? So as long as one of you dies, it's null.

kol_shevik May 20 2010, 04:06:45 UTC

In out-dated system of the bourgeois. Just civil marriages now.

armywithcountry May 20 2010, 04:37:03 UTC

Whatever, never paid attention to marriage rites anyway. Being alone sure is fun! Guess your friend's fucked then. Literally, hahahahaha!

kol_shevik May 20 2010, 04:47:00 UTC

...Is fun? Russia does not think it is much fun. Is why Russia needs to keep Latvia around all the time, so can talk to someone whenever Russia wants to.

armywithcountry May 20 2010, 04:58:38 UTC

Yeah, it sure is great! No one trying to suck the awesome away from me! I'm the best company for someone as awesome as myself, after all! And if I need to talk to people, I'll just invade and conquer their sorry asses.

kol_shevik May 20 2010, 15:49:22 UTC

Ah-- окей! Russia understands. Comrade just does not understand how to properly make friends~!

armywithcountry May 20 2010, 17:29:38 UTC

Friends are for weaklings! The strong rely on no one but themselves! That's why it's so great being alone, hahahahaha. And I could make friends if I wanted to, I'm awesome. I just don't want to.

kol_shevik May 20 2010, 18:13:51 UTC

Russia is good at making friends! Is easy. Is just keeping new friend in house and making sure all of the windows are locked, until they are deciding to be your friend! Works every time.

oh my god hetalia vol 3 unf unf need it now armywithcountry May 20 2010, 18:28:11 UTC

You're creepy. Why would you want to keep anyone in your house? Just invade and conquer theirs! Then you have one awesome house and one house that's not as awesome but can be used as food storage! Also works every time, until weaklings decide they want it back and make weak alliances with other weaklings, not that it helps any, hahahahaha!

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