[THIS NEVER HAPPENED.]

[kol_shevik]

[Filtered from Belarus]

...A comrade of Russia's was wondering if anyone in Mayfield town is knowing how to get divorce.

Comments

[lotuslife]

[HORROR]

MEKKY WINS AGAIN, JAKE, YOU'VE REALLY GOT TO STEP UP YOUR GAME.

[kol_shevik]

[SHAME]

Is very important question for this comrade.

MEKKY WINS, TODDLER LOSES. SOMEBODY TEACH THIS JAKE TO DO SHIT.

[lotuslife]

I am so sorry...! [HORRIFIED.]

ROUND ONE, TAG THE FATTY.

[kol_shevik]

Will be fine once is divorced.

WHOEVER TAGS FASTER WINS THE TAG RACE.

[lotuslife]

I told her...

She took advantage of that power, didn't she?

MEKKY WINS, TODDLER LOSES.

[kol_shevik]

Has papers in dress but could not reach into dress is just too much Sister needed to go home

ROUND TWO: TAGGING. WHO TAGS BETTER? GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT.

[lotuslife]

C-comrade... I'll... bring you some food- [BECAUSE FOOD ALWAYS CHEERS RUSSIA UP AMIRITE] -I'm sure there is a way out of this.

b-but i love you both even if jake is a toddler

[kol_shevik]

...Should be careful.

sh-should we raise him

[lotuslife]

I will be fine. I got a new gun yesterday-

he will grow up good and strong

[kol_shevik]

Do not shoot sister.

;u;

[lotuslife]

'Til death do us part'. Annulment.

i'll be the drunken dad and you be the overbeating asian mother

[kol_shevik]

Then sister is waking up tomorrow very angry and is stabbing comrade Vietnam and staining carpet and causing mess.

oh my god beautiful family

[lotuslife]

I defeated America in war. I can defend myself from Belarus' attempts at stabbing me. [UNPHASED. ANYTHING FOR COMRADE!!]

that was meant to be overbearing BUT I THINK BEATING WORKS TOO

[kol_shevik]

Supposed to be fighting Capitalist Threat. Not comrades.

FREUDIAN SLIP OF ABUSE

[lotuslife]

She told me that I am not her comrade.

that's me alright. Every day.

[kol_shevik]

Ah-- Sister must be confused again. Was getting year wrong and everything before. Should not worry, will tell her.