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[kol_shevik]

[ There's a long moment of just something metallic clinking lightly in the background - if you're in the house, he's putting what appears to be an automatic shotgun back together - before Russia begins speaking. His accent isn't nearly as thick as normal, though whether or not he's actually trying to disguise his voice is debatable. Maybe if you're

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[supersizedpower]

Lightyears ahead of you!

[kol_shevik]

Lightyear is measure of distance, Америка.

[supersizedpower]

Yeah, but that's true, too.

[kol_shevik]

First in Space.

[supersizedpower]

Yeah, but last in everything else, and I catch up on the space thing. First on the moon!

[kol_shevik]

Is another thing Russia will be changing.

...Is anyone here from before time of America? Perhaps can stop him from being born in first place.

[supersizedpower]

I dunno, Rome?

Good luck with that one. They were gonna discover me eventually.

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[kol_shevik]

Mm, Да. Was right to sell useless part of you back. Maybe will change something else. Will think about it.

[2/2 sob]

[kol_shevik]

And two years is not lightyears.

[supersizedpower]

Did you forget about all the gold and oil already?

It's a long time.

[kol_shevik]

Have oil. Gold is loss that greedy Tsarists suffered from, not Glorious Motherland.

And maybe to a child who has no sense of time. Is two years Russia has that America does not - more time to prepare your downfall.