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[kol_shevik]

[ There's a long moment of just something metallic clinking lightly in the background - if you're in the house, he's putting what appears to be an automatic shotgun back together - before Russia begins speaking. His accent isn't nearly as thick as normal, though whether or not he's actually trying to disguise his voice is debatable. Maybe if you're

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[k1_sauce]

1983.

[kol_shevik]

Who's house are you from?

[k1_sauce]

What?

[kol_shevik]

Hy! Do not be dense. Is simple question, comrade. Where do you come from?

[k1_sauce]

I'm from Japan.

[kol_shevik]

...What is it like-- ah, 1983?

[k1_sauce]

That's kind of a broad question. Do you mean in Japan, the world, my hometown, what?

[kol_shevik]

You are knowing things about Soviet Union?

[k1_sauce]

Uh, sure. What do you want to know?

[kol_shevik]

No one has left it then, Да? Is still strong?

[k1_sauce]

...Strong? I can't say I brushed up on my Soviet Union history before coming here, but...

Let's see, the Soviet Union had the Olympics in 1980, but sixty-something countries boycotted it. It was pretty much a joke. The Union invaded Afghanistan, but got stalemated. As for the government and the economy, it's pretty much going down the tube.

I'd say it's about as strong as a sick cow on its last legs.

[kol_shevik]

...Would like to see what sick child on last leg looks like?