[EVENT - WHAT YOU WISH FOR]

[kol_shevik]

[If you could see inside Russia's house, the Superpower is currently stretching the phone cord as far as it goes, reaching across the room to attempt to hold down a record that spins incessantly no matter what he attempts.

Ah, do any comrades know how to stop recor-- [There's a crash as he slips and hits the floor, and over the phone comes the

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[hurtjustalittle]

What a rude record~

[kol_shevik]

Well since Hungary tried to leave [A THUMPING SOUND. The record skips.]

Very rude.

[hurtjustalittle]

It's simply not nice to make fun of people's flaws.

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[kol_shevik]

Don't stop thinking of me,
don't make me feel this way

нет.

нет it is not.

[hurtjustalittle]

...You're not about to cry, are you?

[kol_shevik]

Now I stand at my window,
wring my hands and cry.
I hate to lose that nation,
hate to say goodbye.

Not even blanket is drowning out terrible noise. Russia is not child. Has no reason to cry over silliness of lying song.

[hurtjustalittle]

So if the song lies, you won't mind me asking it a few questions.

Elvis, how much does Russia weigh?

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[kol_shevik]

[Whoops the record comes to a screeching halt as Russia manages to hold it down.]

Russia is largest nation in the world, but weight of land mass is not any business of nosy children.

[hurtjustalittle]

Now, now. You can't withhold Elvis's freedom of speech.

Also, I'm not a child.