[EVENT - WHAT YOU WISH FOR]

[kol_shevik]

[If you could see inside Russia's house, the Superpower is currently stretching the phone cord as far as it goes, reaching across the room to attempt to hold down a record that spins incessantly no matter what he attempts.

Ah, do any comrades know how to stop recor-- [There's a crash as he slips and hits the floor, and over the phone comes the

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[supersizedpower]

[just...laughing]

I'd buy that record.

[1/2]

[kol_shevik]

If America is one who has made this record will take his tiny frail neck and do anything you want to do, but

[2/2]

[kol_shevik]

...Elvis is being very rude.

[supersizedpower]

Like my music?

Yeah, I really liked that one cool, popular musician of yours, what was his name-- oh yeah!

Nobody likes your music.

[kol_shevik]

--get so lonely, I could die

Russia has plenty of state-approved musicians to entertain the people. America does not listen because he is having tone-deaf ears.

[supersizedpower]

No, I don't listen 'cause they suck.

[kol_shevik]

They are not very catchy
and don't sing very well

[There is only a crashing sound as Russia tips the record player over.]

[supersizedpower]

You tell them, Elvis!

[kol_shevik]

[Why is the record still spinning fuck my life]

You make me so angry, baby
so angry I could die

...Russia cannot argue there.

[supersizedpower]

Then die already.

[kol_shevik]

When they said you was high classed,
well, that was just a lie.
You ain't never got independence
and you ain't no friend of mine.

You are telling him, Elvis.

[supersizedpower]

Hey!

Elvis, I thought we were friends! Anyway, that doesn't make any sense. You see me drinking tea and talking to fairies?

[kol_shevik]

I'm gonna rip it up
I'm gonna rock it up
I'm gonna shake it up

Is your filthy record machine. How do you stop it?

[supersizedpower]

Just turn it off?

Geez, your technology is really behind the times.

[kol_shevik]

[The song changes, and starts to skip as Russia tries to grab the needle. Freddy, Freddy, Freddy repeats over and over.]

Filthy machine is turned off. Keeps playing no matter what Russia is doing.

And technology of Russia is far more advanced than anything of America's. Would never make something so obscene.

[supersizedpower]

Maybe it's trying to teach you about being less uncool.

Good luck, record player, but it's hopeless!