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[kol_shevik]

[LOUD THROAT CLEARING okay hey this is totally legit speech starting practice okay? okay.]

Russia had thought children had more sense than this? ...Very sad.

Russia hopes comrades know that they do not have to listen to the weak bile of lies that falsely elected "President" is spewing. Can really trust the words of nation that Mayfield itself

Comments

[he_aintheavy]

Free bottle of marriage?

[kol_shevik]

...Sister has very bad hearing. Perhaps should see doctor?

[he_aintheavy]

Brother has gotten many offers from bastards already?

[kol_shevik]

If they are not coming now, will soon be running to Russia begging for his help.

Is only matter of patience.

[he_aintheavy]

Will help brother, as well.

[kol_shevik]

Sister will help hand out bottles?

[he_aintheavy]

Will gladly help brother.

Will only be a little drain cleaner.

[kol_shevik]

...Should stop putting the drain cleaner into all of Russia's food.

Upsets stomach.

[he_aintheavy]

Is only bastard stomachs of bastards, brother.

[kol_shevik]

Russia does not think stomach is bastard.

[he_aintheavy]

Belongs to bastards standing in way of pure love.

[kol_shevik]

Sister is not allowed to help if will be breaking rules.

[he_aintheavy]

... Will follow rules.

Brother should stay close.

[kol_shevik]

Sister should maintain respectable distance.

[he_aintheavy]

Is very respectable for union.

[kol_shevik]

Arm's length?