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kol_shevik

[двадцать два]

Mar 21, 2010 22:15

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worst reference ever, prize non-refundable, there is no prize actually, goebbels was a dick, same headlines for 15 years, i can make bad puns too, get the reference win a prize

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let's try this since I am full of HTML fail freakinblur March 22 2010, 03:12:11 UTC

[Yeah, Scout is SO not having that, so any near his house, and others he can get his mitts on, are defaced thusly:]

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kol_shevik March 22 2010, 05:10:20 UTC

[Russia returns

and fixes them.

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freakinblur March 22 2010, 11:34:43 UTC

[Well you're not leaving him much room on there to re-deface it, so at this point he'll just yank them down. He'll do it in plain sight if you're around, too, cuz he's a dick like that.][

kol_shevik March 23 2010, 01:44:20 UTC

[Hey guess what Russia is kind of a dick too and when you've got your skinny BLU back turned he will promptly be attempting to smash one of the signs right over your head]

freakinblur March 23 2010, 01:58:44 UTC

[OH BUDDY. Hey guess who's got two thumbs and has been itchin' for a fight for weeks. THIS GUY.

You'll nail him with the sign, but he's used to taking hits. He'll snap around to face you, rubbing the back of his head where he got hit, with a nasty smirk on his face. You're definitely bigger than him, but he's fought against a much bigger Russian than this many times. He's throwing a right hook straight to your nose.]

[1/2] kol_shevik March 23 2010, 02:14:29 UTC

[Heavy might be bigger but Russia is also a SUPERPOWE-- h-hey don't aim for the nose you jerk. Russia's head snaps around, but he comes right back around with that sign for another swing--]

kol_shevik March 23 2010, 02:16:01 UTC

[Before he just stops mid-swing to rub at his nose.]

Ah--

Who is comrade's Motherland. Is very important to know before Russia purges from sight.

freakinblur March 23 2010, 02:35:45 UTC

[Scout has his fits up i front of his face defensively, and is surprised when Russia stops. That nasty grin pops right back up on his face.]

I'm from fuckin' Boston, ya commie bastard!

[Russia gave him an opening, and Scout's taking it. One punch to the solar plexus, coming up!]

kol_shevik March 23 2010, 04:01:26 UTC

[There's a brief curse in Russian before OW MY FAT WHAT THE HELL MAN WHY CAN'T I BREATHE]

freakinblur March 23 2010, 04:08:19 UTC

[Scout gives an abrasive laugh.] Ya had enough yet, punk? Now get yer red shit offa my lawn! [He picks up the broken sign and tosses it out into the street.]

kol_shevik March 23 2010, 15:51:12 UTC

[Russia is going to attempt to kick your knees out from under you, and he moves surprisingly fast for such a big guy BECAUSE FIGHT FAIR IS FOR WEAKLINGS]

freakinblur March 23 2010, 16:23:23 UTC

[Scout forgets that Mayfield took away all his speed and his jumping sometimes, and he doesn't quite make it out of the way in time. He falls face first into the grass. But he's back up on his feet lightning fast.]

Ya big goddamn sonnuva--! [He launches himself at Russia, elbow first, aiming for the gut again. On a big guy like this, the center of gravity is low, so aim low! Scout definitely never learned the meaning of a fair fight, and he's aiming to knock you down.]

kol_shevik March 24 2010, 03:59:18 UTC

[SORT OF USED TO BEING BOWLED by a tiny tiny woman, alas it doesn't make him any better at avoiding it - Russia falls over backwards, but grabbing for Scout's arm BECAUSE THE FAILBOAT DOES NOT SINK ALONE.]

all aboard the failboat freakinblur March 24 2010, 12:44:41 UTC

[And down that failboat goes! Moving at normal speed makes Scout feel like he's moving through molasses, and his timing is totally off. He lands on top of you, but that doesn't do much since he weighs like 130 pounds.

He'll scramble up, knees on your chest, rearing back to punch you in the face. Again.]

captain this iceberg is enormously fat kol_shevik March 24 2010, 14:32:34 UTC

[Aren't you tiny and cute. Except Russia doesn't exactly have a great record of treating cute things nicely. YOU MAY HAVE FISTS but Russia has this completely appropriate sign-planting hammer that is heading right for your skull, face-punchings or not bro]

and I won't even get a sandvich at the end of this fight freakinblur March 24 2010, 15:00:00 UTC

[Grining gleefully while punching, he almost doesn't see the hammer coming - he turns to see it at the very last second and you clock him rightin his stupid face. Eye for an eye, broken nose for a broken nose.]

AUGH! Fuck! Ya goddamn commie rat bastard! [He flips back off you, back on his feet but stumbling, grabbing his face. If Russia's still on the ground, he'll give him a kick to the ribs for good measure.]

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