Jun 01, 2009 19:58
...Ah. Generally it is good idea to tell someone before you invite them to your house, Да?
I do not remember agreeing to discuss anything - our position has not changed, Америка. Is this display all you have to show me? Still you have such Capitalist arrogance. My house is much bigger, Да, and will become bigger still as Europe becomes one with Russia. Do not be sore loser. Still I am - ah-ha - happy to see you embracing concept of "Friendship," but I have no wish for wife. And these are nothing like like my children.
Perhaps you take them back now.
Is this prank? Do not worry, I am laughing! It is a good joke, after all, but perhaps now is not time. I may take massive retaliation into own hands now, to see your face twisted crying as Russia overcomes you~ Да-a, we should meet again soon then? Though maybe pick bigger house next time - much more impressive when I can walk from one end to other in more than 10 strides.