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kol_shevik

[Valentine's Day Event (this doesn't even deserve a number)]

Feb 14, 2010 17:57

[ITP: Learn the dangers of nervous eating from Russia.

Learn them.

ON ALL OF YOUR PHONES.]

Even though is foolish holiday of idiotic Capitalists who are wishing to twist pennies from the mangled hearts of hard-working proletariat, has inspired Russia! Will be giving heart away~! Ah-- not literally. For some reason has stopped falling out like it has ( Read more... )

it kind of burns my eyes, the worst post, the yandere is all-natural, becomeonebecomeonebecomeone, you gonna get married

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supersizedpower February 14 2010, 23:24:25 UTC

R...really?

kol_shevik February 14 2010, 23:47:39 UTC

Russia does not lie!

...This time is not lie!

supersizedpower February 14 2010, 23:48:30 UTC

Well...you'd have to give up communism.

kol_shevik February 14 2010, 23:55:23 UTC

нет. Is America that is giving up disgusting Capitalism first.

supersizedpower February 15 2010, 00:01:39 UTC

No way! I'll never be a communist! And another thing...I'm not looking for any satellites. I mean...maybe in a few decades, but I'm only three hundred years old.

kol_shevik February 15 2010, 00:17:45 UTC

...You are--

Ah--

Is fine, little America, is not Satellite State.

Will be married.

supersizedpower February 15 2010, 00:20:19 UTC

Oh, well, obviously I wouldn't be a satellite!

I just mean, hypothetically, if we did get married, I don't really want any. I guess Lithuania's okay, but I don't want to raise him communist.

This divorce is going to be messy. kol_shevik February 15 2010, 00:26:51 UTC

Oh, of course, comrade Америка. Would not let any of Russia's satellite states come near you. Will only be married to Russia.

But we talk about this later, Да~?

supersizedpower February 15 2010, 00:29:40 UTC

Well...yeah, I mean. I guess we could work the boring stuff out.

I mean, it's not like I like you or anything, but...

Maybe.

kol_shevik February 15 2010, 00:53:03 UTC

America does not like Russia?

supersizedpower February 15 2010, 00:54:37 UTC

N-no, I just mean...

I guess I do. It's just weird...but I really like you, so who cares.

kol_shevik February 15 2010, 00:56:27 UTC

Is nothing weird about pure forbidden love.

Will always watch America from behind Curtain.

Forever.

supersizedpower February 15 2010, 01:06:52 UTC

I'll- I'll always watch you back!

kol_shevik February 15 2010, 01:15:01 UTC

Is nice thing for rotten Capitalist to say.

Will be sure to change that once we are married.

supersizedpower February 15 2010, 01:17:36 UTC

Well, you're...not that bad for a no good dirty commie.

kol_shevik February 15 2010, 01:41:20 UTC

When we are married Russia will hold America's hand for as long as Russia wants.

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