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[kol_shevik]

Is not as if Russia is caring at all that none of his comrades were even bothering to be trying to wake him up for his birthday. Again. Or New Year's. Again.

And is not being angry at all to be waking up covered in strange posters. And is not upset at all that heart seems to have been falling out again somewhere. And is not feeling irritated in any

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Heading to bed buuuuut saw this, had to tag it

[dakka_dakka_da]

What you mean by calling self Russia, tiny man?

[kol_shevik]

Russia is calling self Russia because is Russia. How is this not being extremely clear?

[dakka_dakka_da]

... this make no sense!

Little man cannot be Russia! Russia is Russia! Is stupid to say is Russia!

[kol_shevik]

Russia is not having to defend self! Be giving good reason why Russia is not Russia when is obviously Russia!

[dakka_dakka_da]

Heavy not believe strange baby man is Russia.

You no can make believe, trying is stupid.

[kol_shevik]

Is not make-believe! Russia is not playing baby games! You are asking Russia anything about Russia and can tell you.

[dakka_dakka_da]

What if have book with everything about Russia? Heavy cannot see, so doesn't know!

[kol_shevik]

Russia is not having book. Would be very big book, and Russia could be writing own book. Would write nice book that is telling everyone truth about Russia's good looks and big bones.

[dakka_dakka_da]

You write book, maybe Heavy read and see if little man is speaking big truths!