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[kol_shevik]

Is not as if Russia is caring at all that none of his comrades were even bothering to be trying to wake him up for his birthday. Again. Or New Year's. Again.

And is not being angry at all to be waking up covered in strange posters. And is not upset at all that heart seems to have been falling out again somewhere. And is not feeling irritated in any

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[zombee_slayer]

Ah, and here I was hoping to hear some tears come from a commie.

[kol_shevik]

Russia is never crying. Crying is for little babies.

[zombee_slayer]

Or for the Red menace.

[kol_shevik]

Well Russia is feeling very sorry for poor little menace then, but he is having nothing to do with glorious Russia who works hard for the people and is menacing no one at all.

[zombee_slayer]

Bullshit! You're a commie right?

[kol_shevik]

Is taking you this long to be figuring out, comrade?

[zombee_slayer]

[He's just going to ignore that part.] Then you're a fucking red menace!

[kol_shevik]

Russia has checked all over and is not being Red or menaced at all!

[zombee_slayer]

Fine, then let me put it for ya this way. You're a Communist menace.

[kol_shevik]

Russia is first part, but is thinking that annoying man is being the menace. Is calling Russia on bad day and calling him names and is putting self closer to front in line to see Russia's beet grinder.

[zombee_slayer]

Whatever the fuck you say Commie. By the way, what the hell is a beet grinder?

[kol_shevik]

It is grinding beets! Or ah-- whatever it is you are putting into it to grind.

[zombee_slayer]

...Like meat-sacks?

[kol_shevik]

Or potatoes.

[zombee_slayer]

How about man-guts?