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[kol_shevik]

 [ Getting into the Holiday Spirit is important! Which is why your friendly neighborhood drunk is currently out with his trusty paste bucket and burning Communist Spirit to lead the misguided children back!!

I even made you a choice of poster for the telephone poles, fences and windows of your house to be covered in because I am such a hard worker

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[peonymarket]

Cake taste better than some stupid western present.

[says the chinaman on a bike carrying packages upon packages of the stuff]

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[kol_shevik]

[Begins trying to paste a poster onto your packages]

It is true, though there is being nothing sweeter than tears of defeating enemy. But cake is being very close second.

[peonymarket]

"Tear of defeated enemy" very low in stock at the moment, so sorr- aiyaaaah be stopping that!

[kol_shevik]

[TOO LATE, JANE IS NOW YOUR LITTLE HELPER CHINA CLAUS]

Now you are having Ice Maiden to help with deliveries.

[peonymarket]

[NOOOOOO]

Ugly barbarian face ruin appetites of customers!

[kol_shevik]

[gasp

how dare you]

. . . Russia's face is not ugly.

[peonymarket]

Was not talking about you!

[deal with it]

[kol_shevik]

Oh. That is being okay then.

What is comrade China selling?

[peonymarket]

Cakes, heya.

[is this a begrudging tone nooo of course not...]

...Russia may have some at no cost.