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[kol_shevik]

 [ Getting into the Holiday Spirit is important! Which is why your friendly neighborhood drunk is currently out with his trusty paste bucket and burning Communist Spirit to lead the misguided children back!!

I even made you a choice of poster for the telephone poles, fences and windows of your house to be covered in because I am such a hard worker

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[knifehand]

...[W-watching]

[kol_shevik]

[Busy slathering layers of paste and posters onto the walls of the Russian family home.

Hope you like Jane Fonda, sister.]

[knifehand]

[WHO THE HELL IS THAT]

It is good that you are not allowing the true meaning of Christmas to be distorted by capitalism, Brother.

[kol_shevik]

Was thinking perhaps on day of New Year's could put small explosive in mailbox of America!

[knifehand]

It would be well deserved.

[kol_shevik]

And would be educating American Postal system on their foolish ways. Is only best plan Russia has had yet.

[knifehand]

...Brother, I have a question.

[kol_shevik]

Да, sister?

[knifehand]

[S-slowly ripping down a Jane Fonda poster...]

Just who is this woman? Are you... intimate with her?

[kol_shevik]

Russia has never seen her before in life.