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[kol_shevik]

 [ Getting into the Holiday Spirit is important! Which is why your friendly neighborhood drunk is currently out with his trusty paste bucket and burning Communist Spirit to lead the misguided children back!!

I even made you a choice of poster for the telephone poles, fences and windows of your house to be covered in because I am such a hard worker

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obvs at 1762

[lotuslife]

Wh--

Where did you get so many photos of this idiot woman?! [STARING]

[kol_shevik]

Ah-- Comrade? Is funny story that is being too long to tell right now.

[lotuslife]

She offends me just to look at! [ . . . ] A-ah, but she'll offend America, too...

[kol_shevik]

[Pretty much ignoring you and staring at the posters.]

. . . Ah-- Да, of course . . .

[lotuslife]

[reaches up like really up she probably has to jump and grabs both of his ears.]

Comrade! Do not be distracted by this woman's follies!

[kol_shevik]

[ow]

Russia is only studying her follies so may know when to avoid such Capitalist temptations.

[lotuslife]

[pull pull pull] You will resist! She is a devil lady! H-- Hanoi Jane, what sort of ridiculous nickname is that...

[kol_shevik]

[PLEASE DON'T MAKE THEM STICK OUT EVEN MORE . . . ]

Next time she is visiting your house, perhaps be suggesting she have trip to Moscow and Russia will be sure to show her proper way to defeat Capitalist.

[lotuslife]

[moves onto his nose and wiggles it

she probably needs both hands to do it]

Promise me you will never give in!

[kol_shevik]

[ GRABS HER EARS ]

Do not be accusing Russia of giving into soft Capitalist folly!

[lotuslife]

[TRIES TO YANK HIS HEAD BACK AND FORTH BY THE NOSE]

I am reasonably concerned! Everyone has needs!

[kol_shevik]

[TRYING TO WIGGLE HER HEAD SIDE TO SIDE BY THE EARS]

Russia has no need for disgusting curves and temptations of bourgeoise who are able to find time to be sitting about without clothes!

[lotuslife]

[WIGGLING UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN]

W-well...

Good! Good! Whoever would need such a thing?! Who needs things like-- things like the Boss in his bourgeois 'blue jeans' and his very-- t-tight, toned- oh-

[kol_shevik]

[SIDE TO SIDE TO SIDE TO SIDE]

Is because such blue jeans are being so uncomfortable and repulsive and-- They are only for foolish Capitalist legs who do not appreciate itchy and thin pants created by hard work of the people!

[lotuslife]

[UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN]

Who would ever want to wear something that fits so well- s-something that-- looks- so-- indulgent and who would want to be so grossly greedy as to sh...share the sight of- the- [SO RED]

[kol_shevik]

[SIDE TO SIDE TO SIDE TO SIDE are you getting a headache yet]

S-sight of such Capitalist folly is no temptation to Russia w-who is strong in spirit and resists in indulging in anything so base and opulent and attrac-- . . . Ah . . .[REDDER.]