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[kol_shevik]

 [ Russia has been unusually quiet for the past few days around the Braginski household, spending most of his time sitting around smoking or digging seemingly random holes in the haphazard garden, little Laika dog constantly at his heels.

Today, however, he has taken down the shoddy fence around the yard, and he has cut down all of the sunflowers

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[clockwrkangel]

...Russia? [Innocent curiosity.]

What does окей mean? Is that really Russian?

[kol_shevik]

It is окей. It is meaning окей. [ It sounds just like "okay" ]

[clockwrkangel]

[You say it funny it makes it sound weird, okay?]

You're really Russia? ...Is it really cold? Do you fight James Bond? Can you do that cool running that guys post on youtube?

[kol_shevik]

Should be picking one question and asking more slowly.

[clockwrkangel]

...But you sounded really down. I'm trying to distract you.

[kol_shevik]

Russia is fine. Needs no distractions from plan.

[clockwrkangel]

...

...Did you really fight James Bond?

[kol_shevik]

Russia cannot fight someone who does not exist.

[clockwrkangel]

[You crush my dreams. You crush them so hard.] But like...he's in all the movies. Of like...world war two and stuff?

[CAN I HAS A HISTORY LESSON RUSSIA?]

[kol_shevik]

Should not watch such foolish movies. Filled with decadence and temptation.

[clockwrkangel]

Dec...a...dence.... Is that Russian, too?

[kol_shevik]

нет. Ah-- Opulence?

[clockwrkangel]

[Why do you use such big words?]

No...I don't know that word, either...

[kol_shevik]

You are knowing what "dictionary" is meaning, Да?

[clockwrkangel]

....I'm not good at using the dictionary. Words aren't where I expect them to be.