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kol_shevik

[feeling just dandy.]

Sep 19, 2010 01:14

[ Just in case you didn't really care for your remaining sanity, Russia has decided to (unwittingly) become part of your MAYFIELD SPY DRAMA. He's lookin' pretty fly in a suit that actually fits (don't worry the tie still clashes horribly because no matter how drugged out you are, fashion sense never improves that much) and smoking nearly ( Read more... )

what is this, i don't even

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3 armywithcountry September 19 2010, 05:35:34 UTC

[At the bar alone as usual. There are a lot of empty beer bottles in front of him, as well as bottles of rum, vodka, tequila, and what is possibly lighter fluid. England just told him that he wants to ride him for miles, okay, he needs a fucking drink or fifty.]

kol_shevik September 19 2010, 05:42:10 UTC

[Sidles up his stool real

real

real close.]

Heard you were the comrade to speak to.

armywithcountry September 19 2010, 05:46:01 UTC

[Blinks blearily at Russia - too close, dude, and why are there two of you.]

I didn't know you had a brother. Gross. World's barely big enough for one of you.

kol_shevik September 19 2010, 05:59:20 UTC

Brother? I have only brothers-in-arms. One of which I hope you will be, comrade?

[ELBOWS

CHUM LIKE.]

armywithcountry September 19 2010, 06:13:01 UTC

[Stares morosely down the bottle of drain cleaner.]

Don't have a brother. People keep saying I do, but they're all liars. Don't need a brother either. Don't need anyone. [Sniffle.]

kol_shevik September 19 2010, 06:30:41 UTC

...If this is being code of some sort, perhaps could explain a little more clearly?

armywithcountry September 19 2010, 15:38:22 UTC

[Trying to clap Russia's shoulder in what he thinks is a manly drunk-bros way.

Misses and pats his fat chest instead.]

You can - you can be my little brother. I don't mind. You'll have to do whatever I say, though. And - and tell me I'm awesome and the best big brother ever!

kol_shevik September 19 2010, 23:34:31 UTC

[THIS IS A CODE, RIGHT? THIS TOTALLY HAS TO BE A CODE.]

. . . You are being awesome and best big brother ever?

armywithcountry September 20 2010, 06:41:30 UTC

[Chokes a little this is so touching]

I am? I am! You're kinda a shitty little brother, but whatever, I'll raise you up right! What do you need, little bro?

kol_shevik September 22 2010, 04:48:54 UTC

[smug because ohoho yes he totally figured out your clever plan]

Have been waiting for the information. You have it, Да?

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