[два]

[kol_shevik]

 . . . Why is Russia's house being full of guns? 

Comments

/never stops moving in

[lotuslife]

[just

just in your living room. with one of America's rifles on her lap.]

I took all the ones I could find.

no get out we are clearly not married

[kol_shevik]

Attic is now seeming very flammable.

between belarus and i who are you going to pick

[lotuslife]

Should I remove the boxes of ammo, then? Ah, but I thought if I placed it all in the attic, it would make a sufficient sniping spot.

can i tell everyone about my hot asian girlfriend

[kol_shevik]

Ah-- is just that--

Neighbors. But is quite a good sniping spot.

nobody will believe you /beavily heaves

[lotuslife]

Then one of us will silence the neighbors and the other will shoot. [SEES NO FLAW IN THIS PLAN]

whatever mange like half the ladies in this town want to embrace this fat chest

[kol_shevik]

[ WHINING SOUNDS. ]

Do not be shooting them! Then they will set Russia's garden on fire again.

and by ladies you mean belarus and an unwilling latvia

[lotuslife]

[staring down the rifle barrel.] I can smother them if you want.

Re: and by ladies you mean belarus and an unwilling latvia

[kol_shevik]

Comrade will do no such thing to Russia's flowers!

[lotuslife]

The neighbors.

I FORGOT THE SUBJECT LINE

[kol_shevik]

Should leave them be as well.

FOR SHAME /SPANKS

[lotuslife]

Is... comrade Russia fond of his neighbors...?

such cruelty to aonimals

[kol_shevik]

Have attended funeral and shared drink with them.

jump ao jump

[lotuslife]

[lmao wh...whatever that means]

Then we will find a different house.

/jumps!!!

[kol_shevik]

Should be removing America from his house. He may live on street, by dumpster.

fly ao fly

[lotuslife]

I must keep an eye on him... He has threatened to take my motorcycle. [priorities.]

/falls ao falls

[kol_shevik]

Should snipe him from his own roof.