[один]

[kol_shevik]

Ah.

Привет, Mayfield.

Russia would like for you to be knowing that years have not been kind to you, comrade. Your stench of rotting Capitalist Decadence is as sickening as always. You will be doing us both a good favor now and returning Russia to proper bed with proper underwear on, Да?

Да.

[ dial

tone. ]

[ oh wait--]

And be returning Russia's

Comments

[worrywarting]

Maybe you misplaced it?

The scarf, I mean. Not the underwear...

[kol_shevik]

Russia has already checked to make sure is not wearing it backwards. And checked in mirror to make sure did not forget was already wearing.

[worrywarting]

Do you need help looking for it? Oh! I'm sure it could be in the washing machine or under the bed or maybe someone stole it but I'm sure that's not a possibility to worry about at all.

[kol_shevik]

Russia has checked bed and couch and washing machine and Latvia's house and Да would like help.

[worrywarting]

And the tub and the fridge and the sidewalk? You should check very carefully. It couldn't have possibly wandered off on its own.

And I could come over and help you look if you'd like, or I can continue to keep an eye out for it. It's no problem either way, really!

[kol_shevik]

Would be best if you are keeping eyes on streets of other side of town, while Russia is watching this side! Will be impossible to misplace if Russia is working hard to find it.

[worrywarting]

Oh, of course! I'll do my best.

[derp derp derp wait]

Um, what does it look like?

[kol_shevik]

Is long.

And thin.

And is a scarf.

[worrywarting]

It doesn't have a specific color or any distinguishing qualities?

[kol_shevik]

Very warm and reminds Russia of Big Sister?