[один]

[kol_shevik]

Ah.

Привет, Mayfield.

Russia would like for you to be knowing that years have not been kind to you, comrade. Your stench of rotting Capitalist Decadence is as sickening as always. You will be doing us both a good favor now and returning Russia to proper bed with proper underwear on, Да?

Да.

[ dial

tone. ]

[ oh wait--]

And be returning Russia's

Comments

[muskatli]

I didn't need to know about the underwear.

[kol_shevik]

But is being very strange feeling to wake up in underwear that is not your own.

[muskatli]

Well, yes, perhaps-- But shouldn't that be the least of your concerns?

[kol_shevik]

Is concern that Russia is noticing first.

[muskatli]

What is proper underwear, anyway? [might be having some distressing flashbacks to Austria mending his thread bare boxers.]

[kol_shevik]

Underwear made by hands of hardworking children and cared for with proper washing and repairing!

[Translation: It's got holes in it.]

[muskatli]

Just run yours through the washing machine a dozen times in a row and they'll be good as new. I mean old. Not while still wearing them, of course.

[kol_shevik]

That is very wasteful, comrade! Must be properly worn-in with work and loyalty!