[один]

[kol_shevik]

Ah.

Привет, Mayfield.

Russia would like for you to be knowing that years have not been kind to you, comrade. Your stench of rotting Capitalist Decadence is as sickening as always. You will be doing us both a good favor now and returning Russia to proper bed with proper underwear on, Да?

Да.

[ dial

tone. ]

[ oh wait--]

And be returning Russia's

Comments

[armywithcountry]

Oh. You're back. [SO DISAPPOINTED. He was looking forward to setting your drone on fire.]

You talking about that sissy scarf you wear all the time? Huh, I think I saw it somewhere . . .

[kol_shevik]

Where.

[armywithcountry]

I don't know. Some chick had it, I think. I was kinda drunk. And also distracted by your burning corpse. Why?

[kol_shevik]

But why is little bird having Russia's scarf and why are comrades asking if Russia is currently on fire perhaps you are extremely drunk, citizen.

[armywithcountry]

Little bird . . . hey, you've seen my bird around? Awesome! Where?

And who the fuck are you calling a citizen? Don't tell me you forgot my awesome voice already! Man, your memory must really suck. IT'S PRUSSIA!

[kol_shevik]

Привет, Kaliningrad.

[armywithcountry]

Yeah, I have no idea what you just said there. Are you drunk? Already? Can't say I blame you.

[kol_shevik]

...Russia is hoping that one day, little comrade will finally begin to make sense.

[armywithcountry]

You're the one not making any sense here! And don't call me little just because you're a fatass, I'll kick your ass!

[kol_shevik]

Russia is big-boned.

Is cruel to say such mean jokes to a comrade, little one.

[armywithcountry]

Who's joking, fatass? Man, I wish you stayed a drone. I was going to set you on fire and aim you at Austria's house - it would have been awesome!

[kol_shevik]

Perhaps little comrade should begin to learn when a joke is not being funny at all.

[armywithcountry]

I'm not joking. Although it really would have been hilarious. And I'm not little. Or your comrade either, if you keep this up.