[obligatory drunken antics post;]

[kol_shevik]

[ Over the course of the afternoon, Russia has called you, your neighbor, and your mother's sister's dog. 20 times each. Then ten more times just to make sure. Half of the messages are simply heavy breathing.

Five minutes of heavy breathing into the phone. On your answering machine. Now that he's drunk enough to completely knock out his

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[supersizedpower]

I didn't take anybody.

[kol_shevik]

Shut up.

Should give them back.

[supersizedpower]

You're being stupid.

[kol_shevik]

Is not Russia who is stupid one!

Should give them back.

[supersizedpower]

I can't even do that!

[kol_shevik]

Russia knows that.

[supersizedpower]

...

Who got droned this time?

[kol_shevik]

Perhaps should not tell you, if cannot even fix it.

[supersizedpower]

Then don't.

If it's somebody you'd miss, it's probably good riddance.

[kol_shevik]

Russia does not need him to defeat you.

Китай.

[supersizedpower]

I don't even know who that is, but if you're ready to defeat me, then I wonder why you haven't even done it yet.

[kol_shevik]

. . . Because is not supposed to be working like this.

Will work when you are asking Russia to become one. That you are sorry for being so very ugly and rude, and will work hard in Russia's house with everyone else.

[supersizedpower]

That's not ever gonna happen, you know.

[kol_shevik]

Children are being very stupid. Never wishing to blame foolish America, who is so obviously guilty, for Mayfield town - but as soon as town is trying to imitate the great glory of Motherland, it must be Russia's fault.

[supersizedpower]

Not my fault.

Maybe it's just 'cause they know I'm a really great guy and you're not.

[kol_shevik]

. . . Talking to idiot Америка is giving Russia headache. Be reminding Russia to never say anything to idiots again.