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[kol_shevik]

Is there being anyone in town who is being ah-- what is word...? "Rocket Scientist"?

Something of Russia's has fallen out of the sky, so is needing to be put back now. Russia does not think can throw hard enough to make it all the way back up.

[If you catch Russia at his house, he's standing around his yard or in the street, squinting up at the sky

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[supersizedpower]

[What's that? Someone in the bushes, watching you?

Don't be crazy.]

[kol_shevik]

[More concerned with the sun glaring right in his face and the trajectory of his toss, Russia stumbles backwards straight into the bushes as he tries to line up his shot.]

[supersizedpower]

[So that's how it's done...making a mental note of the trajectory!

Also, hoping it explodes.]

[kol_shevik]

[It makes a rather ominous noise sort of like delicate scientific equipment shattering as it hits the grass behind Russia.

He sits up and begins muttering to himself. This is normal.]

. . . Test Four is considered failure.

[supersizedpower]

[feeling pretty smug over here]

[kol_shevik]

[He can smell your stupid stupid smugosity, you filthy Capitalist.]

Is rude to stare, comrade.