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[kol_shevik]

[There is a bout of loud patriotic throat-clearing a little humming of the Soviet Anthem while Russia sorts through all of these glorious papers he has recieved - ]

алло, Comrades! You are enjoying work and keeping very large mouths to opening and closing at minimum, Да?

One little child is asking Russia very nicely to help all of his new children

Comments

[is_an_island]

Shove them up your aaungh?

How absolutely dreadful.

[kol_shevik]

Would little England wish to be test run?

[is_an_island]

Bloody hell, what's with you and my arse?

Get away from there.

[kol_shevik]

Is ... 'aaungh.'

Not the other thing.

[is_an_island]

Then stop looking at my aaungh! You fucking bastard, keep your eyes to yourself!

[kol_shevik]

Russia does not want eyes to fall out of head after seeing such a horrible thing! Would not even look in general direction of foolish tiny England, let alone at aaungh.

[is_an_island]

Just stop looking at my aaungh, it's disturbing when it comes from you.

Worry about your own aaungh and your magnets.

[kol_shevik]

Russia is not looking at it! Is hard to see things on other side of phone line unless you are having set of eyes on other side.

[is_an_island]

Stop it already, you bastard. Go and shove a bunch of magnets up your arse.

[kol_shevik]

Was this being your idea of a funny joke, comrade?

[is_an_island]

No, of course not. I'm not finding this funny at all.

[kol_shevik]

So you are writing silly paper, while America is doing silly diagrams. Now that Russia has fully identified Capitalist Threat, will be sure to report straight to boss.

[is_an_island]

There were diagrams?

[kol_shevik]

Not very accurate ones.

Russia does not know what round shape with arms is supposed to be. Is saying something, but writing is very terrible. Hard to read.

[is_an_island]

Probably something about how he's excited about putting magnets in his arse.