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[kol_shevik]

[There is a bout of loud patriotic throat-clearing a little humming of the Soviet Anthem while Russia sorts through all of these glorious papers he has recieved - ]

алло, Comrades! You are enjoying work and keeping very large mouths to opening and closing at minimum, Да?

One little child is asking Russia very nicely to help all of his new children

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[rogue_crow]

[Yeah, Zevran only has the vaguest idea of what most of Russia's chatter was all about.

But he is pretty crystal clear on the last bits. And laughing. A lot. He's sure the week's going to get much worse as it goes on, but the first couple days have just been endless amusement for him and he's making the most of this entertainment.]

[kol_shevik]

Russia is also very happy with dream of America's head turning into beet-colored paste.

[rogue_crow]

[It takes a few moments for Zevran's laughter to die down enough to ask - ] America? I had heard that was a country. Is it a name, as well? [Sorry, Russia, he's not from an Earth-based world and he hasn't even heard much of personified countries yet, so you're probably going to have some amusing misunderstandings with him in the next few minutes.]

[kol_shevik]

Да. Is name of the country.

[rogue_crow]

...and it has a head?

[kol_shevik]

Will until Russia is getting hold of it.

[rogue_crow]

Russia being where we are supposed to be now...? [Yeah, he's getting a bit lost.]

[kol_shevik]

Is ... something like Russia's house, Да.

[rogue_crow]

This entire town...?

[kol_shevik]

Russia's house is much bigger than this tiny town.

Russia's house is all of Russia.

[rogue_crow]

[Long, thoughtful silence.]

So Russia is a place, and a person?

[kol_shevik]

Да! You are having it!

[rogue_crow]

...how very strange.