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[kol_shevik]

[There is a bout of loud patriotic throat-clearing a little humming of the Soviet Anthem while Russia sorts through all of these glorious papers he has recieved - ]

алло, Comrades! You are enjoying work and keeping very large mouths to opening and closing at minimum, Да?

One little child is asking Russia very nicely to help all of his new children

Comments

[kol_shevik]

...Heeeeeeej!

[kol_shevik]

You are being in waste-bin? Should perhaps climb out of it, comrade.

[kol_shevik]

...Russia can be borrowing some of what it is you are becoming drunk with? Will go find waste-bin too.

[kol_shevik]

Russia is good at testing vodka! And has only been blinded once or twice!

[kol_shevik]

You see? Some comrades can be working hard and not complaining all of the time!

[kol_shevik]

Should continue drinking until cannot remember complaints have ever existed.

[kol_shevik]

Should not worry! Is only just starting to work when can no longer sit upright and throat is burning and vision is starting to go black around the edges.

[kol_shevik]

Ah! It must be very good vodka then! Should tell Russia if you are still having a liver that is proper color after this~!