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[kol_shevik]

Russia knows how difficult it must be for children to keep up with so many things when they are running about all over the place doing little children things, but should also remember the important dates! Can you be imagining how unkind it would be to forget a birthday celebration or a wedding or a holiday to honor our hard-working comrades or a

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[rogue_crow]

Do you have decent alcohol? What I have found so far in this place is...beneath my country's standards, to put it politely.

To put it less than politely, I am fairly sure this is what we water our pigs with in Antiva. Pigs that are being punished for something.

[kol_shevik]

Drink of America is tasting like rainwater. Rainwater that has already been drunk once.

Russia's is far better, and will make promise that burning is stopping after first hour or so.

[rogue_crow]

Hmm...normally I prefer brandy. What do you have?

[kol_shevik]

Vodka.

And vodka with bacon in it, but Russia would not advise trying that again.

[rogue_crow]

I suppose, if it is good vodka, it cannot help but be better than this beer they have here.

...I have heard of many things bacon improves, but alcohol is not normally one of them.

[kol_shevik]

Was hoping would overpower taste of the bathtub it was made it.