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[kol_shevik]

Russia knows how difficult it must be for children to keep up with so many things when they are running about all over the place doing little children things, but should also remember the important dates! Can you be imagining how unkind it would be to forget a birthday celebration or a wedding or a holiday to honor our hard-working comrades or a

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[convallariaceae]

That sounds like a lovely idea. I haven't done any drinking in quite a while...

[Yuuka's heard about this "4th of July" thing too.]

[kol_shevik]

Can be starting night of Friday, and perhaps will actually be feeling something by Sunday morning.

[convallariaceae]

Perhaps.

Though that's quite a bold statement for a human, to be drinking that long and not feel anything until Sunday morning.

I could understand an Oni or Youkai making such a boast...but you must be quite well-versed with alcohol.

[kol_shevik]

Russia is not human, comrade - have already explained this! Is nation! And Russia has been drinking vodka for centuries, would be very weak man to be so easily drunk after all of these years.

[convallariaceae]

Ah yes, I apologize dear...I keep forgetting that.

Now I really would like to see if a Youkai could out-drink the entire Country of Russia.

[kol_shevik]

Will make sure to drive through front of alcohol store so will be prepared with sufficient amount!

[convallariaceae]

Ah yes.

I will be sure to "acquire" as much as I can myself. Then perhaps there will be enough to last a few hours.

[kol_shevik]

Should also bring own buffer state to be able to drag defeated self back to house in shame.

[convallariaceae]

Yes, I believe that would be a good idea for you dear.

[kol_shevik]

Ah? I suppose you are being allowed to borrow one of Russia's allies to help you after inevitable collapse to glory of Union. Just must return on time, окей~?

[convallariaceae]

I don't think there's going to be anything to worry about. At least this will happen in your own home so I can carry you to bed.

[kol_shevik]

Russia will not be sleeping until victory is assured.

[convallariaceae]

I will be sure to let you know what happened when you wake up.

[kol_shevik]

...What is happening if we are drinking all of the vodka and there is no more?

[convallariaceae]

We get some more. I don't care how.

I will happily kill drones for it.

[kol_shevik]

Vodka is coming out when you are killing them? Russia does not remember that happening.