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[kol_shevik]

Russia knows how difficult it must be for children to keep up with so many things when they are running about all over the place doing little children things, but should also remember the important dates! Can you be imagining how unkind it would be to forget a birthday celebration or a wedding or a holiday to honor our hard-working comrades or a

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[supersizedpower]

Yeah, I agree! Anyone who'd rather celebrate traffic day instead of going to an awesome party, go ahead!

Thanks for reminding everybody else about my birthday on Sunday, though, Russia! But you still can't come.

[kol_shevik]

Is being just like you to dismiss the vital role the hardworking Traffic Policeman is playing into Glorious and Free Society.

And would not go to filthy party if was last filthy party on entire earth.

[supersizedpower]

Good, 'cause you can't.

[kol_shevik]

Could if Russia wanted to.

Should come and distribute presents given to America among the people.

[supersizedpower]

Don't you dare.

I earned those presents by being great.

[kol_shevik]

Would only serve to bloat America's foolish ego further. If he is not being careful, will soon explode.

[supersizedpower]

If you haven't already exploded from fatness, I think I'll be okay.

[kol_shevik]

Big bones are made to hold strong figure of Russia.

Tiny American bones cannot possibly hope to contain all of the fat that America is consuming.

[supersizedpower]

Yeah, yeah.

Have fun with your little party, if anyone comes.

[kol_shevik]

Will drop by America's house to give him his present later, окей~?