Pick ten people you roleplay. Don't look questions before you make your list!
1.) The Tenth Doctor / The Valeyard [Doctor Who]
2.) The Ninth Doctor [Doctor Who]
3.) Meg Murry [Madeline L'Engle's Time Quartet]
4.) Sethrinel Rivali [The Inquisition]
5.) Illian xi Cateran [The Inquisition]
6.) Morandir Elendur [Melmoth]
7.) The Fibonacci Sequence [LULZ.]
8.) River Tam [Firefly]
9.) Nagato Yuki [The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]
10.) Arienril Lunar [Melmoth]
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Four [Sethrinel Rivali] invites Three [Meg Murry] and Eight [River Tam] to dinner at their house. What happens?
--> Sethrinel makes awful, horrible food. Meg takes over and makes everyone sandwiches. River Tam stabs everyone and rocks in a corner, sobbing.
Nine [Nagato Yuki] tries to get Five [Illian xi Cateran] to go to a strip club. How?
--> Illian would not need convincing. However, Yuki in a strip club is probably one of the funnier ideas I've heard all day.
You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Who do you choose, One [The Valeyard] or Six [Morandir Elendur]?
--> ...Oh god. Two crazies. Well, I'd probably stay with the Valeyard because he doesn't generally try to murder people in their sleep... Morandir might.
Two [Ninth Doctor] and Seven [The Fibonacci Sequence] are making out, Ten [Arienril] walks in. What is their reaction?
--> WHAT. Uh, well, the Ninth Doctor and a string of tangible numbers are making out, probably telepathically... Arienril would just stare.
Three [Meg Murry] falls in love with Six [Morandir], Eight [River Tam] is jealous. What happens?
--> River Tam peeks into Morandir's head, sees the amount of death and chaos and INSANITY roiling around in there, and tells Meg. Possibly kills Morandir. Because Morandir would not be able to take River Tam.
Four [Sethrinel Rivali] jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, Ten [Arienrilt], Two [Ninth Doctor] or Seven [The Fibonacci Sequence]?
--> Nine certainly.
One [The Valeyard] decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
--> Quantum mechanics has shifted so that everyone has turned into a banana grove. Somehow. Miraculously.
Three [Meg Murry] has to marry either Eight [River Tam], Four [Sethrinel Rivali] or Nine [Nagato Yuki]. Who do they choose?
--> Meg isn't into girls, but if forced, she'd probably marry Yuki, because Yuki is good at math and MUCH more emotionally stable than the other two.
Seven [The Fibonacci] kidnaps Two [Ninth Doctor] and demands something from Five [Illian xi Cateran] for Two's [Nine's] release. What is it?
--> The Fibonacci Sequence is older than both of them, and would probably demand Thirteen back. My Fibb has been missing it's Thirteen for awhile. Sadly, Illian does not have it, Nine regenerates into Ten. Oops.
Everyone gangs up on Three [Meg Murry], does Three [Meg Murry] have a chance in hell?
--> Nope. She's totally fucked.
Everyone is invited to Two [Ninth Doctor] and Ten's [Arienril's] wedding, except for Eight [River Tam]. How do they react?
--> River sneaks in through the top of the church and hangs upsidedown from the rafters and watches anyway, reading everyone's minds and giggling when people think Arienril looks weird in white.
Why is Six [Morandir] afraid of Seven [The Fibb Sequence]?
--> She's really not.
One [The Valeyard] arrives late for Two [The Ninth Doctor] and Ten's [Arienril's] wedding. What happens and why were they late?
--> The Valeyard and Nine bicker incessantly until Arienril shuts them both up by stabbing them in the heart while moving in between time so they can't track her. Stupid Tern'Drael bitches.
Five [Illian] and Nine [Nagato Yuki] get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
--> Nagato doesn't do anything, she just stares. Illian probably rapes me. Not that I'd protest that much...
Nine [Nagato Yuki] murders Two's [Nine's] best friend. What does Two [Nine] do to get back at them?
--> Nine seals Yuki in the event horizon of a collapsing star, so that she lives forever, but can never escape. Or takes her out for one last dinner and then has her look into the heart of the TARDIS.
Six [Morandir] and One [The Valeyard] are in mortal danger, only one of them can survive. Does Six [Morandir] save itsself, or One [The Valeyard]?
--> Morandir saves the Valeyard, who in turn goes back in time and saves her.
Two [Nine] and Three [Meg] go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
--> Nine wanders into the TARDIS, asks Meg what she wants for dinner, and brings it back.
Five [Illian] is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Nine [Yuki] do?
--> Yuki stares awkwardly. Human bits are so strange...